Abby: Hey, could you pass the salt?
Chase: *throws Kai across the table*
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Amy: There's no 'i' in team but there is in pizza
Chase: so you're not going to share.
Amy: No I'm not going to share
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Falte, kind of annoyed right now: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Shintaro: *gets on his knees*
Chase: *crouches down*
Falte:
Falte: I will kill you both in your sleep
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Chase: I mean, small creatures are way more viscous. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Shintaro, rolling eyes: That's ridiculous. Give me an example of this.
Kai: Spiders
Linda: Wasps
Abby: Terriers
Chase, grinning: Falte.
Falte from the kitchen: wHaT-
Shintaro: *slowly nods* Okay, I see.
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Kai: *picks up phone* Hello?
Kidnapper: We have your brother.
Kai, confused: I don't have a brother.
Kidnapper: Then who's this boy who keeps whining for coffee?
Kai: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE CHASE-
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Chase, absently toying around with something: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Kai, used to random stuff like this: Sure they are.
Chase: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Kai: Oookay..?
Chase: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Kai: o_o
Chase, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Kai: *clutching head with wide eyes* chasepleasestop
Amy, fascinated: No, please continue.
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Chase, irritated: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Kai, with blank face: *holds up paper* I have a list. It's alphabetized.
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Abby, sitting Kai down with a patient smile: Let's play truth or dare
Kai: *shrugs* Okay. Truth
Abby: When was the last time you slept?
Kai, suddenly aware he was cornered into this: ):[ Dare
Abby: Okay, I dare you to go to SLEEP.
Kai: I don't like this game.
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Chase, laughing at Abby *when they were little, so he didn't know that she really isn't*: You're cute when you're mad.
Abby, shaking with rage: WELL I'M ABOUT TO BECOME FREAKING ADORABLE IN A FEW SECONDS!!!
Shintaro, as a newer-ish dad: Abby, watch your mouth.
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Kai: Don't do anything stupid
Chase: not keeping any promises
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
