Chase: *falls down*
Abby: Are you okay??
Chase: Yeah I was just checking if gravity still works
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Kai: I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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Abby: *sneezes*
Everyone: Bless you our precious little cinnamon roll
Thorn: *sneezes*
Everyone: Get that diseased thing away from us
(Thorn would just burst out laughing here XD)
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Abby: I don't think I'm that cute...
Kai: WAT
Abby: o-o
Kai: YOU ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE THING EVER!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOURSELF!!!
Abby: Kai-
Kai: NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS AS CUTE AS YOU!!! YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER!!!!
Abby, touching his hand: Kai... Everyone in the restaurant is staring at us...
Kai: O//////o
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Chase: Sometimes, my family will say "Chase, what do you think you're doing?"
Chase: But that just means stop. They don't actually wanna know my thought process
Linda: You're right I don't
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Shintaro: You have feelings for me?
Linda: Yeah... but it's kind of disrupting my whole heartless vibe, so I don't know.
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Chase: Kai!
Kai:
Chase: pspspspspsps
Kai: I'm not a cat.
Chase: Then why did it work?
Kai:
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Kai: God really messed me up
Chase, confused: How so?
Kai: My love language is physical affection but I hate it when people touch me
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Kai: Come here
Chase: Why?
Kai: Just come here
Chase: No, you're gonna hit me
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Amy: The flavor of water is just its temperature
Kai, rubbing his temple: You and Chase are just doing this to annoy me, aren't you?
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Shintaro: ... what are you doing?
Kai, sitting on the kitchen floor in the dark eating ice cream straight out of the tub with a fork: my best
(BONUS: Shintaro, the next morning: Hey, Falte... uh, remember when you asked about the symptoms of teen depression?)
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Amy: What if ducks threw bread back at you
Chase: You'd have to duck
Kai: I hate both of you
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Chase, jokingly, to Kai: I should have Linda kill you for that
Linda, entering the room with a sword: You called?
Chase: Linda no-
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Abby: I love you
Kai, laying face-down on the floor with his arms sprawled in front of him: I know
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Kai: Can you pass me my will to live?
Thorn: *yeets everyone across the table*
(BONUS: Kai: GAHAHHFGHD WHAT THE CRAP *gets pummeled by everyone*
Thorn: What? You asked me to.)
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Chase: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Chase: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kai: Uh...
Linda: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us
Chase: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Abby, crying: It's working
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Amy: Um.. I accidentally ate the last of Chase's cake, how long do you think I have to live?
Linda, not even looking up from her book: Ten
Amy: Ten what?!
Chase, appearing behind Amy: Nine
Amy, jumping: OH SH-
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
