Kai, with a "really" face: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips.
Chase: Survival of the Fittest, Kai.
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Chase, sitting forlornly on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night: My life is an endless cycle of pain and loss
Kai, standing in the doorway and staring confusedly at Chase with a cup of water in his hand: Uh... you okay?
Chase, slumping forward miserably: I had cheese in the fridge but the fridge wasn't plugged in and my cheese went bad and now I have no cheese.
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Falte, to a hungry Chase: Do you like pears?
Chase: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go 'oh cool'.
Falte: *confusion*
(There's a lot of Chase in these because all of these I can imagine him saying XD)
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Kai, being dragged out of the house by a cheerful Abby: What is that smell?
Abby: Fresh air!!!
Kai, wrinkling his nose: ... I don't like it.
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Chase: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Kai: What is the matter with you? You're a hazard to yourself.
Amy, peeking in from the kitchen: And a coward. Do twenty!
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Kai, still awake: What time is it?
Chase, also still awake: I don't know. Pass me the saxophone and we'll find out
Chase: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Linda, from the living room: WHO THE ACTUAL FREAKING HECK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FREAKING MORNING?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chase, putting the saxophone aside: It's 2 AM.
(BONUS: Shintaro, lying on the bottom bunk with his hands folded over his chest and his eyes a mile wide: ... ?!)
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Amy: *makes a flamethrower with hairspray and a lighter*
Rachel: *HIGH PITCHED INHUMAN DINOSAUR SCREECH* YOU'D BETTER STOP! *running around the house with Amy chasing her* STOP! STOP!!! AMY, FREAKING STOOOOP!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Amy: *INSANE LAUGHTER*
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Abby, talking to Chase: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Chase and Kai: *startled confusion*
Shintaro, pounds into the room as white as a sheet: WHAT FREAKING BABY?!?!?!?!?!??!
Abby, innocently: Me
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*On a Disneyland tea cup ride*
Linda, Abby, Shintaro, Falte: *spinning calmly, enjoying the ride in peace*
Chase with regretful and startled Gabriel and a sick-looking Kai along with him: *fly past, spinning as fast as the ride will allow, screaming at the top of their lungs (while Kai is holding his mouth)*
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON! (wow, there were a lot this time lol I got carried away XD)
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I AM SO GOSH DARN HAPPY WITH THIS
I DREW IT THE OTHER DAY AND HOLY MOLY
IT'S HILARIOUS
I LOVE ALL OF IT
THE SHADING AND THE COLORS
AHHH
I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF
IT'S KINDA SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK DRAWING BUT AHGKHJDSG
