Shintaro, frustrated: Could you be any more annoying???
Amy, grinning: Yes, I very much could
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Chase: Is it still visible? Where Kai slapped me?
Abby: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Falte: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Amy: A palm reader could tell Kai's future by looking at your face.
Linda: The phrase "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Chase: ... A simple "yes" would have sufficed.
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Kai, kinda upset: Can I have a hug?
Chase: *spins around and runs away*
Kai: Oh...
Linda, squinting at something in the distance: I think he's coming back
Kai, perking up a bit: Really?
Chase: *sprinting at Kai as fast as he can with his arms held out*
Kai:
Kai, panicked: Oh frick-
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Chase, holding a water bucket over Shintaro's head: >:)
Shintaro: Linda, did I ever tell you about that naughty kid who was never heard from again because he decided to harass his father right before an important conversation?
Chase, slinking away: -_-
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Moon: So Amy and I were crossing the street and this man drove by and honked at us
Chase: What did you do?
Moon, slowly grinning: Well, we chased him to the next red light, reached into his window, and-
Amy, walking with with a grin: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Chase: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold foot and you of out hot eat the food?
Shintaro, staring at his son: ... What???
(Tbh, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean either, but I thought it'd be funny XD)
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Shintaro: Guys, where did Chase go?
Kai, deadpan: He got arrested.
Shintaro, whirling: WHAT?!
Chase: *bursts in through the window* the cops are after me i thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people
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Ozai: Everything is fine, Shintaro-
Shintaro, stressed as frick: Ozai, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly limited, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.
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Moon, with her signature crazy look: Go ahead, darling. Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Chase: I just figured out that humans are capable of fitting a whole lightbulb in our mouths with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a lightbulb in my mouth
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Chase, deviously: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into this room.
Linda: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
[Shintaro walks in]
Linda: *on her feet in 0.1 seconds* Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.
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Kai, shaking his head: You're an absolute dork.
Abby, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Kai: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Moon: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Falte: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Kai: Drunk.
Shintaro: Wasted.
Chase, no hesitation: Dead.
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Chase, hugging his sister: Do not weep for your stupidity, Abby.
Chase, slowly grinning: You'd be crying all day.
Chase: *immediately turns around and flees from a screaming Abby*
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Shintaro: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Falte periodically sending me texts saying "We need to talk."
Shintaro: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
