Linda: I need a five-letter word for disappointment...
Kai, from the couch: Chase
Chase, insulted: Hey!
Linda: It fits
Chase: Excuse me?!
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Chase: What do you want that you don't have?
Kai: At the moment? Peace and quiet.
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Abby: *sobs while looking at her phone*
Everyone else, startled and concerned: Abby, what's wrong???
Abby: *holds up a picture of Kai wearing a flower crown*
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Linda: Can you guys not be yourselves for five minutes? I'm trying to read.
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Chase: Am I right, Kai?
Kai: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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[everyone standing in front of a broken coffee maker]
Shintaro: All right, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Kai: ... I did, I broke it.
Shintaro: No, no you didn't. Chase?
Chase: What? I didn't break it!
Amy: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Chase: Because it's right in front of us and it's broken?
Amy: Suspicious.
Chase: It is not!
Falte: If it matters, Gabriel was the last one to use it.
Gabriel: I don't even drink that crap! It's disgusting.
Kai: Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Shintaro.
Shintaro: No! Who broke it?
Chase: Dad... Abby has been really quiet.
Abby: WHAT
[everyone arguing]
Shintaro, while they shout at each other: It was me, I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in 10 minutes they'll have a head on a stick and warpaint on their faces.
(Hey, I finally used this one!! I was kinda avoiding it because I didn't know who I would use, but I finally did it! This was actually the first incorrect quote I'd ever read, and it was an animation between Corpse Husband, Sykkuno, and a few other Youtubers who play Among Us together lol)
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(This doesn't actually happen - I AM GOING TO MAKE A ONESHOT OF THIS THO - but goodness I can see the whole thing in my head)
Kai: Hey, there's something I want to ask you...
Abby: Yes! Of course I'll marry you!!
Kai, confused and flustered: What? How- How did you know??
Abby: Kai, love my life, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Kai:
Abby: I even had to pick it up once.
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Kai: Have you been yelled at by my dad yet?
Chase: I'm not afraid of him
Kai: That's a no
Falte: *comes around the corner, holding something important that Chase broke, smoke practically coming out of his ears*
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Shintaro: If you had 10 candies and I asked you for 5, how many would you have left?
Nanami: None!
Shintaro: Nanami, this is basic math-
Nanami, hugging him: I would give them all to you because you're my friend!
Shintaro, visibly holding back tears: Disgusting. Absolutely repulsive. Get out of my house.
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Shintaro, sitting seriously in front of Chase: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Chase: Thank you
Shintaro, confused because he is trying to talk like a dad to help his son: I never said that was a good thing!
Chase, grinning: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Shintaro, crossing his arms: I gave you the key for emergencies
Kai and Abby, having moved out already: Well, we had an emergency
Shintaro, raising an eyebrow: Oh, yeah? What was it?
Kai and Abby simultaneously: We missed you
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Falte: *takes off his glasses*
Haley: *happens to be in front of him*
Falte: Wow...
Haley: *blushes with a small smile*
Falte: You're really freaking blurry
(BONUS: Young Kai in the background: PFFAHAHA-)
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Abby: *struggling to retrieve an item from the top shelf*
Kai, smiling: Do you need me to get it for you?
Abby: *gasps*
Abby: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Kai, laughing: Okay then...
[merely moments later]
Abby: *defeated sigh*
Abby: Help me.
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
