Chase: Okay, let's play Kiss Marry Kill
Chase: First, who would you kill?
[Kai points to Thorn]
[Moon points to Thorn]
[Falte points to Thorn]
Thorn, shrugging: I would kill me too.
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Moon: I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
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Chase, crossing his arms: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges is "intelligent" and "really cool".
Chase: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Shintaro: *is unpacking a box*
Shintaro: *turns around for one second*
[crunch]
Shintaro, whirling toward Chase: DO NOT EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!
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Abby, walking in with a scraped knee: Hey, sorry I'm late.
Kai: What happened?
Abby: Oh, I just-
Kai: Who did this?
Abby: Um, no one-
Kai, glowy eyes: WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?!
Abby: NO!!
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[Abby taking some sort of test]
Abby, leaning back: Done!
Kai, on the couch: What did you get?
Abby, smiling: 95, I thought I was going to fail
Kai, grinning: Heck yeah, 95 is the best number because it's Lightning McQueen's
Kai: Cause you're myqueen
Kai, finger guns: KACHOW-
Abby: *laughing her butt off*
[Kai was sick :D]
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Moon: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?
Nanami, enthusiastically: We try to fix it before Taro gets back!
Moon: And if that doesn't work?
Nanami, blunt happiness: We blame Chase!
Moon, grinning: Good.
Chase: WHAT-
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Chase: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way
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Linda: What a nice day-
Amy, appearing: Do you think flies call us "walks"?
Linda, sighing: Yep, there it is.
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Chase: Abby... Would you take a bullet for me?
Abby, smiling sweetly: Of course I would!
Falte: *bursts into the room angrily*
Chase, running away: Great, thanks!!
Abby: *sheer terror*
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Chase, texting Shintaro: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Shintaro's phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now - I'll get back to you later.
[later]
Shintaro, texting back: Why are you like this
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Kai: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Shintaro: You're too young to have enemies.
Kai: You don't even know.
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Chase: Why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it?
Moon: Why should we feed you if you're just gonna die anyways?
Chase:
Chase, turning around: I'll go make my bed-
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Amy, on a random band name generator: Ooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group
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Chase: What if the person who made Walkie Talkies named everything?
Chase: Pregnancy tests would be Maybe Babies.
[everyone chiming in without looking up from what they're doing]
Moon: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Shintaro, chuckling: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Kai: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Falte: Stamps are Licky Stickies.
Linda: I hate all of you.
(The best part is that Shintaro is a doctor XD)
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Chase: What doesn't kill me makes me real cocky about the next thing that tries it
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
