Therapist: And can you find the source of your problems?
Shintaro: I either need a mirror or my dad
(oh my gosh this is so perfect)
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Shintaro, peering down at Linda: What's wrong with you?
Linda, jumping up and down in front of him: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!!
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Chase, patting Abby's head: I have never done anything wrong in my entire life
Abby, hugging him: That's completely incorrect but I love you anyways
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Abby: *sneezes*
Kai: *skids around the corner and aggressively tackles her with a blanket*
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Stranger: Do you know him?
Stranger: *points to Chase dabbing*
Kai: Not by choice
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Kai, sprawled on the floor: Why are we lying on the floor?
Chase, lying next to him: You tripped and knocked yourself unconscious so I laid down next to you so Falte and Dad would think we're just chilling
Kai, rubbing his head gingerly with a frown: No concern for me whatsoever
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Amy: The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Everyone: WE ALMOST DIED!!
Amy, shrugging: I never said I was good at math.
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Abby: Man, look at Chase. I wonder what he's thinking.
Moon: Possibly deep thoughts on life?
Amy: Yeah, or like a literary analysis of Shakespeare.
[meanwhile]
Chase, internally: *wii music* I wonder if I can put ramen in the coffee machine
(BONUS: Linda, shaking her head at Chase: *knows exactly what's going on in his head*)
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Chase, sitting on the couch: You know what I was thinking?
Amy, lounging lazily beside him: Mm?
Chase: If your leg gets cut off... would it hurt?
Amy, looks up from examining her hands: uH. dUh
Chase: How though?
Amy: 'Cause your leg got cut off!
Chase: But where are you gonna feel the pain?
Amy, pausing: In your... leg.
Chase: EXACTLY! How are you gonna feel the pain-
Chase and Amy in unison: if yOUR LEG IS GONE???!!
(oh my gosh this is so them in a nutshell though)
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Chase, mumbling into his pillow: I'm such an idiot
Kai: ...
Chase, looks up at Kai: ...
Kai, bluntly: If you're waiting for me to disagree with that statement, this is going to be a long night.
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Police officer: You're under arrest for carrying three people on your vehicle.
Amy (because she would totally own a motorcycle): Okay.
Amy: waIT THREE?? *stands up and counts*
Police officer: Yes.
Amy, panic: SHOOT CHASE FELL OFF-
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!
