Moon, grumpy: I want all of you to die
Ruby, spraying water in Moon's face: No, bad Moon
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Chase, t-posing in the doorway:
Chase: Good morning parental figure
Shintaro, not even looking up from his cup of coffee: Good morning offspring
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Kai, shaking his head: Seriously, I'm a handful... You wouldn't want to date me.
Abby, excitedly: I have two hands!!
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Chase, staring at Kai while he sleeps: ...
Chase, whispering: I feel like you're judging me even now
Kai, without opening his eyes: I am
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Shintaro: *walks into the house to find the couch flipped and Chase laying on the floor*
Shintaro, startled: Chase are you okay??? What happened????
Chase, opening one eye: We're in a nerf war. I'm dead. Take my gun and defend yourself
[sock flies into the room]
Amy's voice: GRENADE!!!
Shintaro, blinking at the sock: Wh-Ju-B-What????
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Amy: I have a plan!
Linda: I have the hospital on speed-dial
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Chase: Kai, are you okay?
Kai: Fine, why?
Chase: Are you sure? Because earlier you asked for glue to hold yourself together...
Kai: I... I did..?
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Chase: Kai, what are you doing?
Kai: Making chocolate pudding
Chase: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why the heck are you making chocolate pudding?
Kai: Because I've lost control of my life
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Kai: You can't just cut people off like tha-
Chase: Snip snip
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[at a police station]
Chase: What are you here for?
Moon: I killed eleven people.
Chase: E-Eleven?
Moon, smiling casually: What about you?
Chase, shrinking away from her: J-Jaywalking...
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Chase: Fact! I can jump higher than any tree
Kai, with a "yeah right" face: Uh-huh. How is that possible?
Chase: Trees can't jump
Kai: I'll destroy you
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Kai: I'm a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.
Falte: Just yesterday you threw a laptop at Chase...
Kai: Yes, which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at that idiot.
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Chase: Octopuses are just wet spiders
Falte: Actually, it's octopi
Kai: THAT'S what you thought was wrong with that sentence?????????
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Kai: *sighs* No one really loves me
Literally everyone else: Are you sure?
Kai: Yeah
Everyone else, gesturing aggressively to themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FREAKING SURE ABOUT THAT
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[around Christmas time]
Kai, humming under his breath: I don't want a lot for Christmas...
Shintaro and Linda: Kai no-
Chase, kicking down the door: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
Moon, sprinting into the room: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
Amy, shoving Moon out of the way: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Falte, screaming from down the hall: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUE
Chase, Moon, Amy, and Falte all shrieking together: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUU
Shintaro and Linda: *sighs*
(Meanwhile...
Thorn, who is an uncultured Shadow: ???????????????????)
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Chase: Belly buttons are just our old mouths
Kai: Well, I was having a wonderful day until you decided to go and say that
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Ghost: Boo!
Abby: *gets so startled she starts crying*
Ghost: no wait don't cry please i'm sorry
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Chase: According to a scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing on this earth
Kai: They obviously haven't seen my patience
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
