Shintaro: Everyone know what they're doing?
Amy: In general, or the plan??
Shintaro: The plan, Amy.
Amy: *sighs in relief*
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Abby: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Chase do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
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Chase: I did a bad thing.
Kai: Does it affect me?
Chase: No.
Kai, not even looking up: Then suffer in silence.
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Linda, annoyed with Amy: Why hasn't anyone killed you yet?
Amy: Dumb luck. In that I'm lucky you're all so dumb.
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Linda: Good morning.
Kai: Good morning.
Shintaro: Good morning.
Falte: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit.
Amy, bursting into the room dramatically: MORNIN' FRAGGERS!!!
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Here's an extra one that I thought was funny because of COVID-19:
Me: Hey, Google, I've got a slight cough and fever.
Google: My diagnosis is YOU'RE GONNA FREAKING DIE-
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(I don't mean this offensively, so please don't get angry at meeee...)
COMIC STRIP COMING SOON! (Sis, we don't have to make a comic strip of the google one LOL)
