Moon: You killed people for money??
Amy: Well, I can explain...
Moon: And ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR FREE!
Amy: O_o
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Chase, being a dork: I think 8 is the hottest number. I mean, look how thicc it is. Two C's.
Kai, twitching: it is taking all of my willpower not to slap you right now
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Chase, recording from a window and zooming in on Shintaro and Falte: Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Kai's voice in the background: whAt tHE FrICk
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Falte: What's it like being tall?
Abby: Is it nice?
Linda: Can you reaching comfortably for the cupboards?
Shintaro, bluntly: I live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. *looks at Falte*
Falte: -///-
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Chase: What's your favorite color?
Kai: Stop asking me stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Chase: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Kai: My favorite color is blue.
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Amy, miffed: Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Falte, aka short-man: I'd love to. Why don't you run along and find someone like that?
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Linda: Last time you said "everything is in order", I ended up fighting a bear.
Amy: How much longer are you going to reference to that? I cannot be held responsible for the acts of God.
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Amy: Guys, I know the perfect place! It's big and it's empty!
Linda: That's great, but how are we all going to fit into your head?
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Amy: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again?
Chase: Fun fact: That is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us.
Amy: Oh.
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Amy: We should all dye-
Kai: I'm going to stop you right there and say that I'm in.
Amy: ಠ_ಠ
Amy: Dude, I meant dye our hair!
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Chase: wanna hear something weird
Amy: First of all, it's four in the morning, why am I not the only one awake. Second of all, continue!
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[sometime in the future]
Falte: At least I'm taller than Nanami, so I'm not the shortest.
Shintaro: Wait, you are?
Falte: Yeah, by a lot. She's like, 4'12. (Because she would be taller in the future!)
Kai, almost falling from laughter: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Abby, trying to suppress her giggles: You do realize that 4'12 is the same as 5', which is what you are...
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Chase: Hey do you want your ice cream with or without pulp?
Kai: What the HECK did you just say to me?
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
