Linda: Amy, we tried things your way.
Amy: What? No we didn't.
Linda: I tried it in my head and it didn't work.
~
Abby: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Amy, grinning: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Chase: Tackle him
Thorn: Dump him
Moon: Kick him in the shin
Kai: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
~
[Falte and Haley as teenagers]
Falte: I have a question
Haley: okay, what-
Falte: How bad would it be if someone stole an entire section of books from the library?
Haley: Um, Falte-
Falte: It was science! And space! And it talked about astronauts and aliens and stop looking at me like that!
~
Chase: I have no idea what I'm doing, just know that I'm doing it really well.
~
Abby, in the kitchen: Want a quickie?
Kai, pausing in front of the fridge: ._.
Kai: a whAt?
Abby, suddenly dreadful: You know... one of those cake things...?
Kai: You mean QUICHE??
~
Rachel: GABRIEL
Gabriel: *activate girly scream* WHaT-
Rachel: QUICK TAKE MY HAND!!!
Gabriel, confused and completely terrified because she screamed at him: *grabs her hand and looks around frantically* NOW WHAT??
Rachel, smiling contently: Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand
~
Chase: Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense! You're just not keeping up.
~
Amy: Don't correct me!
Linda: Don't be wrong
~
Falte: There are seven chairs and ten people. What do you do?
Shintaro and Gabriel: Have everyone stand.
Abby, Kai, and Ruby: Bring three more chairs.
Linda, Chase, and Zeke: The most important ones can sit down.
Moon, Thorn, and Brethren: Kill three
~
Linda: Shut up
Amy, startled and confused: I didn't say anyth-
Linda: You were thinking and it's annoying
(Because Amy's brain runs at a million miles per hour XD)
~
Moon, genuinely interested: What's worse than a heartbreak, if there is anythi-
Chase: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday candles
Moon:
Moon: Bro
~
Falte: You were hurt. What do you remember?
Kai: Just the ambulance ride
Linda: We didn't take you in an ambulance, Shintaro drove us
Kai: But I heard a siren?
Abby: That was Chase
~
Thorn, working on his niceness since he "switched sides": How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?
Chase: one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used for building walls. repeatedly.
Thorn: That right there is the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life and I have lived a long time
~
Amy: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Shintaro: I think you meant tricks?
Linda: She did not
Amy, pulling out knives: I did not
~
Death: I have come to claim you
Shintaro: Hold on, let me ask Linda.
Death: Th-that's not how it works-
Shintaro, with a raging inferno of fire with blue eyes standing behind him: She said no.
~
Falte: What are you, five?
Shintaro, having eaten sugar: Yeah five heads taller than you
Falte:
Shintaro: *realizes he should not have said that*
Falte:
Shintaro:
Falte:
Shintaro: please don't kill me
~
Chase: Memes as old as vine
Amy: Beauty and the-
Chase: YEET
~
AND A BONUS FROM THE SERIES CALLED THE LUNAR CHRONICLES!!
Legit I saw this one and my mouth dropped
Cinder: If I die, I want Thorne to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
~
COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
