Thorn: How tall are you again?
Linda: Height is a social construct.
Thorn: Right, so you're short.
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Kai and Abby: *trying to watch the sunset but Chase is in the way*
Kai: You're blocking the view
Chase: GLITCH I AM THE VIEW
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Shintaro: I did warn you, didn't I?
Chase: Yeah, you did
Shintaro: But did you listen?
Chase: Nope
Shintaro: Do you ever listen?
Chase: Nah
Shintaro: Are you listening now?
Chase: No
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Amy: You just ever just feel like skdhfskjlgnvks
Linda: How did you just say that with your mouth
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Kai: Are you freaking STUPID???
Amy: Yes, but I think he prefers to be called Chase
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Gabriel: Is everything all right, Rachel?
Rachel: Now that you're here, it is.
Gabriel: *internal screaming*
Gabriel: Tch. That was answerable with a "yes" or a "no".
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Kai: Chase please just GO SEE SHINTARO
Chase: Whose stab wound is this???? Is it OUR stab wound???? Stay out of it
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[Chase lifting weights]
Amy: Wow, he's very intense
Linda, watching disinterestedly: I wonder what drives him.
Chase, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs
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Shintaro: *walking into the boys' room* Chase, I need to talk to you about-
Chase: *makes surprised eye contact whilst he throws a piece of cheese onto the wall, which is completely covered by other slices*
Shintaro:
Chase: I can explain
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Amy: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun
Chase: That's most of the things I've tried
Amy: That's my guy, come here
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Chase: *sneaks in*
Shintaro, turning on lamp while sitting on the couch: Where have you been?
Chase: Um, I was, um... with Kai?
Kai, turning on the other lamp on the far side of the couch: Try again.
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Shintaro: *waking up and seeing that the whole house is flooded*
Shintaro: Okay, okay. The only explanation is I'm still asleep, dreaming that the house is flooded. What does that mean? What the heck...
Amy, floating by: It probably means that you're under a lot of stress because this is not a dream and the house is flooded.
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[Kai and Abby skipping stones at a lake]
Abby, sighing contentedly: It's such a beautiful evening.
Kai, whispering: take that you freaking lake
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Moon: So, which of you is the big spoon and which is the little spoon?
Shintaro: Neither
Linda: We are chopsticks
Moon: That's.. kinda cute. Does that mean you nestle together perfectly?
Shintaro: No, it just means that if you take either of us away from the other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!
