Gabriel: Ugh I think I'm getting sick
Amy: How come?
Gabriel: I keep getting these random flushes and heart palpitations. Rachel gave me her strangely over-sized hoodie, but I think it made it worse.
Amy: -_-
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Kai: Have you ever heard of common sense?
Chase, curious: Don't think so. What are some of their songs?
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Abby, on the phone with Kai: My hands are stuck in the Pringles can. Both of them.
Kai, at the store: Wha- Then how-
Abby, desperately: It doesn't matter how I called just please come home and help me
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Kai: Eck- There's a bug in our room!
Chase: Oh, there's no need to be scared of a little- OH MY LORD IT'S A BEE *flees*
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Chase: Must you always attack me with words?
Kai: Do you want me to use rocks?
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Linda: Hey Amy, did you ever notice that there's a "u" in stupid?
Amy, insulted: Well- There's also an "i" in it too!
Amy:
Amy: Wait
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Chase: The floor is lava!
Kai: *helps Abby onto the counter*
Linda: *shoves Shintaro off the sofa*
Shintaro: O_o *thump*
Chase: As you can see, there are two types of couples
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Moon: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God
Nanami, Chase, and Amy: *nods*
Shintaro, from across the room: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!
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Amy: Ey, Shin
Shintaro, absently: Yes?
Amy: How long can someone stay in the washing machine without drowning?
Shintaro: *looks up sharply from the book he was reading*
Shintaro: Where's Chase
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Chase: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kai: I do have a sense of humor you know
Chase: I've never heard you laugh before
Kai: Because I've never heard you say something funny
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Thorn: You can say "have a nice day" with no problem
Thorn: But you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening
Shintaro: *sitting in bed with a book and staring at Thorn, who is perched atop a bookshelf like Spider-Man*
Shintaro: How did you get into my house
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Amy, tapping Linda: Linda Linda Linda
Linda, agitated: WhAt
Amy: Bats eat spiders, right? So what if Batman decides to eat Spider-Man one day? Will he be okay?
Linda: They're not even in the same-
Chase, from the couch: O_o Oh my gosh
(I swear, I wrote Spider-Man in the quote above without realizing I would find one with Spider-Man in it-)
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!