you finish making the food and you eat and your phone starts ringing
you: hello?....oh hey Rae.....yea I can join I'm just eating real quick
you hang up and put you bowl in the sink and get on your pc and jin the discord
you: hi
Xqc: not this bitch again
you: Rae
Rae: surprise?
Corpse: I'm gonna keep my mouth shut
you: same here
you mute and corpse texts you
Corpse: you okay
you: yessirrrrrrr
you put your phone down and start and you do card swipe and you keep messing it up and you end up standing there with corpse while both of you fail miserably
Corpse: wow
you: I'm ass
a meeting is called and everybody accuses both of you
Corpse: we failed card swipe like 15 times
you: yea
you both laugh awkwardly still getting accused
Xqc: just vote ama
Rae: shut up
they end up voting you out and you go back to card swipe and see corpse still standing there and XqC kills him and you both laugh
you: welcome my good sir
Corpse: good to be here
he laughs and you finally get card swipe and you go to electrical and he comes up behind you
Corpse: you're kinda cool
you: you too dead bitch
Corpse: you maybe wanna get coffee in an anxiety friendly way
you: s-sure how about 10 tomorrow
Corpse: cool
he floats away and you mute yourself
you: AHAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GETTING COFFEE WITH CORPSE FUCKING HUSBAND WHAT THE FUCKKKK
he floats over to you
Corpse: you do know i'm watching your stream right
you: I- okay well then you heard that entire screeching thingy
Corpse: loud and clear ama
you: ignore it I'll see you tomorrow
you leave the game staying on the discord and you all talk for a while
Rae: so this dateeeeeee
you: what dateeeeee
Sykkuno: you and corpse
corpse: not a date you little freaks
you: we're just gonna get coffee and try to not have a heart attack
Corpse: exactly
Rae: that's a date
Corpse: it's not
you: mhm we are friends just really cool friends
Corpse: yeaaaa
Sykkuno: I've gotta go bye you guys!
Rae: me too bye!
you sit there for a while and corpse laughs
you: you fucked up my silence asshole
Corpse: Silence is boring
you: so how are we gonna do this
Corpse: um i can sit on the curb like a hoboe
you: I guess we can try it
Corpse: cool i'm gonna go pretend to sleep to satisfy my followers
you: same here bye
you leave the discord and end your stream and just lay in bed and you eventually fall asleep at 7:00 am you wake up at 9 and get dressed and leave the house and get your coffee and see a guy in all black sitting on the curb
you: hola buddy
Corpse: who the fu- oh ama totally forgot about that
you: soooooo....
Corpse: yea should we leave people are weird
you: mhm we can g-go to my place
Corpse: you sure
you: mhm
you get in your car and he follows you and you go inside and sit on the couch and he take his mask off
you: what the hell?!
Corpse: you're faceless too I don't think you'll rat me out
you: okay
you take yours off and he stares at you
Corpse: you're cute
you: y-you too
you watch movies for a while and Rae comes in the house
you: are?!
Rae: ooooooohhhhhhh sexy time
Corpse: hell no
you: never in my life
she laughs and flops down next to you
Rae: sooooooo how was your dateeeeee
Corpse: i don't know because it doesn't exist
You: exactly this was not and will not returned into a date
Rae: so it's cool if I just stay here
you: no
Corpse: nope
Rae: so it is a date
Corpse: no you've never seen my face and i'm not gonna let you right now
Rae: okay join the lobby later
she leaves and you look at corpse
you: okay deadass confession
Corpse: do it
you: you're fucking hot and i like youuuuuuuuu
Corpse: I like you too but anwaysssss
you: teaaaaaa
Corpse: while we're on this subject do you wanna go to the place I found
you: sure but tomorrow
Corpse: bet
you: so friends
Corpse: this is weird as hell
you: mhm but we're friends so it's chillllllll
Corpse: I'm gonna go home okay
you: sure see you tomorrow on funkay monkay fridheyyyyyy
Corpse: you're so weird
you: i know
you give him his hoodie and he leaves and you get on your pc and start a stream after joining the discord
YOU ARE READING
DAMN
Fanfictionyou stream sometimes and you meet corpse and things start going right for both of you
