??: okay i'm avery me and him dated and we need to talk right now
you: ohhhh my boyfriends he's working avery: who's kid is that
you: his daughter why
avery: cute our kids would've been cuter but whatever
you: fuck off
avery: shut up
you: I'll be back
you take nailea into his youtube room and grab his by a tuft of his hair and drag him to the living room
corpse: fuck ow ow ow ama stoooop it let me go fuck i'm working right noooow
you: and your ex is here demanding to speak to youuuu
corpse: fyucking gooood which one
you: you think i know?!
corpse: god fine
you let him go and he rolls his eyes
corpse: what
avery: you owe me money
corpse: for avery: your son's clothes
corpse: bitch what son?!
avery: the one we had
corpse: he don't exist because we never fucked and even if we did have a kid i'm not gonna be a deadbeat like my dad so fuck off fuck outta my life and fuck outta my house thank you
avery: he's not as good as he seems
you: cool?
he slams the door in her face and goes back to working on music and stuff and you follow him
you: you don't have any other kids right
corpse: nope just that barf machine you're holding
you: o-okay
corpse: what you think i'm lying to you
you: no it's just strange how she shows up demanding money for a kid
corpse: well uh she got pregnant like 5 months after we broke up and came back claiming it was mine and i did a DNA thingy and it's not so i don't give a fuck anymore
you: okay whatever whats your ring size and how do we get married papaers or whatever
corpsE: uhhhh i don't know but pass me my princess
you: for
corpse: i need fucking adlibs for the song
you: fine what're you gonna do
corpse: i don't know like random shit or something
he holds her over his arms and pats her back until she burps
corpse: that's one i guess
you: you're so dumbbbbbb
he tickles her and she laughs loudly
corpse: that's all i needed bye loves
he kisses both of you on your cheeks and you take her and lay in the bed with her until he flops down next to you both
corpse: hey bitches
you: watch your mouth dookie
corpse: sooooooo guess what
you: what
corpse: i already got you a ring
you: can i have it
corpse: mhm here
he gives it to you and you giggle
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you :why so many diamonds babe it's alottttttt
corpse: because then i can get a crappy ring that i want really bad and it can count as the ring from you
you: you want the itachi ring don't you
corpse: mhm really bad baby
you: okay you can keep it because i already know you bought it
corpse: w-what no i didn't
you: here
you grab it from a drawer and give it to him
you: i bought it
corpse: yay we're married or whatever
you: no we're not we're like the in between part i forgot what it's called
corpse: okay now gimme a kiss
you peck his lips a few times laughing in between and nailea starts crying
corpse: what you want kisses too
she stops crying and looks at him and he grabs her and kisses her forehead and her cheeks and tickles her and she giggles spitting up again and he wipes her off
corpse: you wanna take a bath today. yea? we're gonna take a baby bath today okay les go
he takes her into the bathroom and holds her under the water and washes her and he wraps her in his towel and lays her on the bed
corpse: was that a good wash for the baby hm? it wassssssss that's so good for the baby girl she's so fresh and so cleannnnnnn
she laughs at him kicking her legs and she kicks his crotch and he holds him sle fbiting his lip in pain
corpse: fucking god strong ass baby owwwwwwwwww
she laughs at him and pees on him
corpse: you really don't like me do you
she rolls over and tries to scoot away from him but he grabs her and gives her to you nd you get her dressed and put her down for a nap and leave the room with him
corpsE: cuddles
he pulls you onto the couch to finish watching naruto but you end up making out the whole time instead
corpse: fuck it
he leans over you kissing you and you eventually fall asleep on the couch until......
