DAMN

023

you get woken up by appa  licking your nose and you sit up rubbing the side of your face

you: hey appa where's your papa

she hops off the bed and runs out of the room and you get up and follow her and she stops and sits in front of the door to corpse's stream room and you go in 

you: bitch i'm hungryyyy *yawn*

corpse: uhhhhhhh there's 3 months old eggos in the freezer

you: eggos are eggos old or not

you go and put a bunch in the oven and you turn it on for a little bit and put them on a plate once they're done and you sit on the floor next to corpse and you hand him a waffle and he eats it and you stare at him for a while zoning out 

corps4e: helloooooooooooo are you okay 

you :huh? 

corpse: i said are you okay 

you nod your head and you eat another waffle and you get up and leave the plate there and you go to get his blanket you grab it from his bed and his phone rings with a call from rae and you reluctantly answer it

rae: corpse can you come get me please i need a ride and-

you: he streaming right now

rae: okay well why do you have his phone 

you: i just answered it i'm not snooping or anything 

you start walking back to his stream room still on the phone with her

rae: okay whatever just come get me 

you: why you took your car 

rae: no i didn't  i got an uber and i don't have any clothes right now

you: oh my god you're 29 older than me get yourself a ride 

you hang up and hand corpse his phone 

corpse: uh thanks? 

you: it was rae she went to some hookup and she lost her clothes you know how hookups work and nw she wants a ride but she got herself there

corpse: is she not an adult 

you: that's what i said 

you sit next to him and he stays muted for a while and just waits while everyone else takes a break 

corpse: soooooo

you: what 

corpse: p 

you: e

corpse: n 

you: i 

corpsE: no 

you: okay i was gonna spell penitentiary you nasty fuck 

corpse: i- 

you: you have no excuse you are a nasty freak 

corpse: not really

you: yes you are

corpse: suuuuure

you: can i have a hug 

corpsE: what if  i said no 

you: then I'll sit here and stare at you until you do 

corpsE: fine

he leans down out of his chair and hugs you and you pull him down on top of you and lay on the floor hugging him 

you: good