you wake up the next day to corpse standing over nailea with a bottle and he talks to her
corpsE: alright look little girl you're gonna drink this and then i'm gonna change you and then you go to mommy and I'll go get your car seat and we can go home okay
she just look at him with her eyes barely open and he puts the bottle in her mouth and stands there feeding her
you: hey loves
corpse: hi
she finishes the bottle and he picks her up
corpse: how do i make her burp
you: pat he back until she does
he start patting her back and she burps and he scream
corpse: EW FUCK
he gives her to you and takes his shirt off
you: she threw up on you
corpse: mhm
he puts a hoodie on and leaves to go buy her a carseat and he come back an hour later with it
corpse: she's dressed?
you: mhm
you put her in the car seat and you grab your stuff and get in the car and she starts crying
you: fuuuck
corpse: we're here anyways
he grabs her seat and you go inside and see tamia and mya in the kitchen with a cake and a bottle of pink milk
you: oh my god whyyyyy
tamia: it's a baby present be happy
mya: and she's gonna drink this because it's just food dye
you: she can't have food dye genius
mya: uh keep it in the freezer till she's old enough
corpse: no
they pour it out giggle ling and they eat some of the cake and go home
you: you got her corpse
corpse: mhm but i have a uh stream in a little bit but i can keep her if you want
you: no because then she'll cry and we'll have to explain and i don't want her growing up with the internet getting shoved down her throat
corpse: i can do it it'll be fine okay i promise you
you: okay whatever the little cirb ish thing is in there
corpse: okay
he take her and puts her in the little crib with a blanket and starts his stream
corpse: i have a kid get over fuck off
you stand behind him and mess with his hair for a while and you leave and she starts crying
corpse: what's wrong bebe come here lovey
he picks her up and holds her while he plays and she starts screaming
corpse: i don't know where you pas is lovey he puts his finger in her mouth and she stays quiet
corpse: uh " what's her name" it's a name i'm just not telling you because i don't want her on the internet before she can talk
she falls asleep with his finger in her mouth and he ends his stream and lays in the bed falling asleep with her and you lay down withthem
you: corpseyyyy
corpse: what
you: did you chang her
corpse: nope
you: change her please
corpse: can you do it
you: you need to learn
corpse: fine but then we're gonna watch a show and take a nap okay
you: I'll leave you to it then
you leave the room and he runs out
corpse: she woke up
you: okay keep going then
he finishes changing her and put s a new onesie on her and he lays with her watch dragon ball super
corpse: babe!
you: yea!
corpse: can she see colors and stuff?
you: she can see blobs of gray
corpse: whatever
you go on Instagram and see a few people doing you asking about her and you post on your story a video of the house
you: full of diaper boxes and baby clothes for no reason
you post it and lay in the bed with corps and the baby and you all eventually fall asleep together
YOU ARE READING
DAMN
Fanfictionyou stream sometimes and you meet corpse and things start going right for both of you
