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nailea starts screaming

corpse: jesus fucking chirst what is wrong little girl 

he picks her up and see that she pooped up her back and it's all over him 

corpse: baby can you do my stream for me i'm gonna uh 

you: change her and shower with her 

corpse: mhm 

you sit  in his chair and start the stream 

you: uh hi he's showering and changing his daughter because she decided to shit everywhere so i'm gonna do this until he's done or until he scre-

corpse: BABE HELP PLEASE

you: until he screams for help I'll be back 

you get up and go into the bathroom and see corpse standing there fully clothed soaking wet  in the shower holding nailea away from him as she poops on him screaming 

you: dude hold her over the toilet she's shitting everywhere baby 

corpse: take her you do it  i'm gonna slip and fall i don't wanna drop her 

you: fine 

you take her and hold her over the toilet as she screams still pooping a lot 

corpse:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN DO IT TO.  BE QUIET PLEASE 

she stops and just stares at him 

corpse: yea you're not the only one doodoo butt 

she just looks at him and you wipe her butt and give her a quick bath and put clothes  on her while he showers and he gets out and puts on a hoodie and sweatpants and takes her and sits in front of his computer

corpse: okay we're back she took a fatass shit everywhere and i failed to clean up so that's fun. 

nailea sits there chewing on his finger while he plays and she burps

corpse: what you wanna say hi 

she just stares at the bright colors on the screen and he holds her up to the microphone and she screams 

rae: god ear rape chill 

corpse: she's a baby leave her aloneeeee

he kisses her head and lays her  on the ground with a stuffed animal and she plays with it for a while and he looks at her

corpse: BEBE COME HERE PLEASE

you: hm

you go into the room and look at her

you: oh wow just like her father flipping everyone off with no reason to do so 

corpse: okay but can we also acknowledge the fact that she's holding a cup 

you: yes we can good job anyways i gotta pee bye 

you go and use the bathroom and sit behind him and play with nailea 

corpsE: uh questions are how old is she 

you: uhhhh 1 month today because Christmas is in a week and a half 

corpse: damnnnnn i better get my check youtube my princess will not wait for y'all slow asses

she looks at him smiling and he picks her up 

corpse: tell em bebe say "y'all better give dada his fucking money he owes me back for barfing when I was born"  

you: it was so bad he has the weakest stomach ever