DAMN

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until your doorbell rings and you go an open it 

you: AAHAH FUCK MATT hey hi yo whats up my guy heyyyyyyy

matt: okay look i know I treated you like shit and stuff when we'were together but I'm doing better i just need a place to stay for tonight okay 

yo: i-i'm sorry what 

matt: I need a place to stay that's all okay i'm not gonna hurt you ama okay 

you: so you're coming to me the ex yo beat and raped and just straight up abused to ask for a place to stay 

matt: look ama i'm fucking sorry okay please just one night okay 

you :I need to speak with my associates 

you shut the door and yell 

you: BABES

kash, alea and corpse and run up to you 

Corpse: yeeeeeees

Alea: whats up auntie 

Kash: hm

you: should we let this jackass stay 

you open the door revealing your ex

Alea: is he dying 

matt: yes

you: who told you to speak 

matt: sorry

Kash: why do you need to stay with my auntie and uncle 

Matt: because my girlfriend kicked me out and my mom died and i have nobody else ama i swear this was a last resort okay 

you: so your girlfriend the bitch you cheted on me with finally realized you're an abusive loser and kicked your bum self out right 

Matt: no okay please just let me 

you: associates 

Alea: I vote no 

Kash: I vote yes and we beat his ass if he tries anything 

Corpse: i vote with kash 

you: and I vote with my boys 

fine you sleep in the storage closet 

Matt: it's in the house so i'm good 

he walks in and you grab some random blanket na dthrow it at him and grab it before he does 

you: that's my favorite blanket and it's for my babies 

Kash: thank you auntie 

Alea: thanks ama

you hand it to them and grab a gray blanket for you and corpse and you give matt a blanket and you sit on the couch cuddling with corpse watching movies with the kids for a while and you accidentally put your hand on corpse's crotch 

you: oh damn my bad

Corpse: you sure it was an accident 

you: yes and stop it there's children

Corpse: *whisper* fine ama

you: aahhhhh stop it it's fucking weird 

you lay there for a while until you hear something in your room and you and corpse stand up 

you: fucking christ

you swing the door open and see matt and a little girl and a little boy 

you: bro what the hell