DAMN

025

you wake up the next morning and corpse is gone and you just sit there eating the chicken nuggets he got you and a nurse comes in 

nurse: Jenna reported you 

you: she's lucky she's a child she'd be fucked up right now

nurse: no fighting

you:okay can I make a call tho 

nurse: come on 

she takes you to a phone and you call corpse

you: bitch hello 

corpse: heeeeeey

you: um I have a question 

corpse: okay

you: are we just friends

corpsE: yea I guess 

you: okay well are you still coming to get me today 

corpse: ohhhh that's actually happening yea I'm leaving now 

you: you haven't got out of bed have you

corpsE: not even sitting up 

you: hurry up tho okay 

corpse: I'll bring you chick fil a

you: yay okay bye hoe

corpse: i- 

you hang up on him before he can say anything back to you and you laugh and get our things and sit on the steps near the entrance waiting for him and he comes inside and you laugh at his appearance

corpse: what

you: you still have the flower in the middle of your head

corpse: I couldn't get it out I tried and failed dude

you: come here then 

he bends over and you undo the small bird in his hair and take the burnt flower out and I've it to him 

you: there 

he takes it and you get in the car with him 

you: soooo friend

corpse: sooooo

you: we're friends

corpse: that's what I thought

you: we are it's just the tension is awkward to me

corpse: what kind of t-tensions

you: *whisper* sexual 

corpse: huh?

you: I think it's s-sexual tension but i-i don't really know

corpse: then how do we get rid of it

you: uh you know exactly how and I'm not really comfortable with that right now so 

corpse: okay and I'm not either 

you: so FRIENNNNNNNNNNNNNND

corpse: YES FRIENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND

you: ARE YOU HUNGRY FRIENDDDDDD

corpsE:  I DON'T KNOW ARE YOU HUNGRY FRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you: YES BITCH 

corpse: I'M NOT A BIIIITCH

you: YES YOU AREEEEEEEEE BITCH

corpse: we need to stop before someone makes the cops follow us

you: ahahaahahahaahaaaa yeaaa