DAMN

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you: beb

corpse: yeeeeeesssss

you: can we sign the papers today 

corpse: whatever

you get dressed and go to the courthouse and sign the papers and go back home

corpse: that was very easyyyyy

you: yes it was

corpse: wifeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you: husbanddddddddddddddddddddd

corpse: yay gimme a kiss

you kiss him and nailea just sits there looking at you both and you pull away 

you: mama and daddy are married now that's cool right

she shakes her head no and you both laugh 

you: lemme just bully your followers real quick 

you post on twitter

" me's legally corpsewife fuck all of you" 

he likes it smiling and he gives you another kiss

corpse: wooooooooow i'm married and i have a kid imaging if my teachers saw me now

you: ahit they'd probably be begging for some money if we're telling the truth 

corpse: nah they'd probably be up my ass about how dumb it was to drop out but who gives a fuck i'm kinda normal now right 

you: ehhh you're not society's normal but you're fucking sexy 

corpse: mh in what ways baby 

you: uhhh the eyeliner is a look the rings the way you are with nai ummmm the earrings-

corpse: that i no longer wear because she likes to snatch them out of my ears 

nailea: yaaaaaaaaaaay

corpse: no not yay you hurt me 

nailea: i soy daddy 

corpse: it's okay but only because you're the cutest wittle pwincess ever bebe

nailea: okay 

you: can we have like a serious ass talk when she goes down 

corpse: about

you: her obviously duh stoopid 

corpose: okay i may be stoopid but you love so shut up 

you :fine 

he takes her and puts her down for her nap and lay on your legs looking up at you

corpse: sooooo whatcha wanna talk about

you :what are her requirements for school i'm not trying to rush anything but i wanna have it set an done before the time passes and we're panicking 

corpse: uhhh i mean like grades if she tries her absolute hardest and works her ass off and get help and still ends up with a shitty grade i'm still gonna be proud 

you :same because i mean she spent all that time trying to grasp the concept and she just couldn't and that not her fault as long as she tried her hardest and did everything she could possibly do to make it better then i don't care about the letter on the paper who give a fuck honestly

corpse: uhhhh i'm gonna sound stupid but like i would like to have it be i don't give a fuck what the punishment is from the school. if they cross you then you have dad's permission to fuck em up like the bad bitch you are 

you: yes....buuuuut it has to be seriously fucked up i don't want her to have to switch schools ya know bebe

corpse: mhm and if your grades aren't above c's then you stay in the motherfucking house 

you :and no what 

corpse: PERVY LITTLE MISOGYNISTIC RATS WHO PROBABLY JUST WANT *SINGING* PUSSAAAAYYYYYYYYY 

you: yes babe no boys until 

corpse: there's an until? fuck that shit 

you: yea there's an until 

corpse: nooo she my wittle babygirl 

you: be quiet last rule

corpse: she will not end up a dumbass bum ass bitch like me because she's gonna get her diploma or whatever unless she makes the valid point  i made at that age

you :what was your point babe

corpse: uhhhh what the fuck is the point...you don't use it in real life like bitch i can't count to ten and add on my fucking finger and i can read and i already speak English so that shit is out the window

you: GET TO THE POINT YOU SEXY BEAST

corpse: chill before  i tie yo fine ass up again 

you :continue please

corpse: okay so you got to school until high school just to get a piece of paper with your name on it and then you go to school another 4 years just to get another piece of paper and all of that time in your life wasted just to eventually die and have all of that time mean nothing

you :WAAAAAAIT THATS SO SMART 

corpse: yea i fucking know i regret the dropping out stuff but it's really whatever now i mean like  i can fucking drive so who cares 

you :exactly 

he kisses you and you start to makeout until it escalates and you end up having seggsy time 

you: wooooow that was fun 

corpse: mh really really fun 

you: ummmmm

corpse: i know 

you: does it matter

corpse: nope nai's great another baby would be so fun 

you: how

corpse: just because it would and it'd be a fucking boy 

you: you've been giving x chromosomes babes it'll be a girl if  i'm pregnant again 

corpse: no it won't 

you: want you been eating y chromosome soup or some shit 

corpse: no i just think it'd be a boy and he'd be pretty like you because nai looks like me but pretty

you: pretty people are naked in bed with their wifeyyyyy

corpse: nooo pretty people are naked in bed with their husbanddddddd

you: wifey 

corpse: husband now hush before she comes in here

nailea: DADDY! CO EAR!

corpse: WHAT DO YOU WANT

nailea: ABA WAK

corpse: YOU WANNA WALK APPA

nailea: MHM

he gets up and grabs some clothes and he leans over and kisses your head

corpse: take a nap I'll get you a first response thingy tomorrow okay 

you: thanks bubbas

he pecks your lips a few times and take nailea to walk appa around the house a few times ad they come into the room and corpse puts nailea in her crib and puts underwear and a hoodie on you and lays nailea in bed with you and he lays down too and they watch banana fish while you sleep until....