DAMN

051

Nailea comes into the room crying and corpse rolls onto the floor staring at her

Nailea: daddy eye bo ren

Corpse: yea my eyeball is red?

She nods and lays on him squishing his face

Nailea: dada pey

You: dada pretty hm

Corpse: no you pretty and mommy pretty dadas alright

You: no dadas hot as fuck

Nailea: dada hon fuc

Corpse: you don't say that.....thats weird not because of the cussing

you: ewwww  i wasn't even thinking of it like that coooorpse you're so weirdddddd

corpse: okay but we're married you can't leave

you: loser

corpse: asscrack 

you: dilf 

corpse: ama you freaky little fuck 

you: what we're not gonna sit here and pretend that you're not famous. and we're not gonna pretend that her friends aren't gonna tell her how hot her dad is 

corpse: what makes you think I'm gonna look good in the future 

you: the fact that you look around 16 right now so you're probably gonna looks 23 at 37 or something funky like that 

nailea: daddy.

corpse: nai.

nailea: aba pooy on my ben

corpse: appa poopy on your bedddd? nooooo that's yuckas is sooooooo yucky yuck 

nailea: dada keen nu up 

corpse: but dada doesn't wanna clean it up. mommy wants to clean it up 

you: dada would love to clean it up 

corpse: no the fuck he would not. 

you: dada would get neck if he cleaned it up 

corpse: the neck ain't worth it babe 

you: ugh I want a divorce already 

you kiss his cheek and get up 

nailea: is rin deer

you:  thats a fucking breadstick with nutella on it 

nailea: when I do

you: lick it 

she sits down and etas the breadstick and you lay back down with corpse and she stands at the door sucking the nutella off her blanket and she drops it

nailea: uppa 

you pull her onto the bed and she lays there looking at you

nailea: daddy?

you: shhh daddy go sleepy time. 

nailea: mommy sleepy time 

you: okay 

you lay down with her and you all take a nap for a while until you hear corpse screaming 

nailea: mama. i no yiken 

you: I know you don't like it bebe. dada's doing music stuff okay he's gonna make a new song. 

nailea: mhm 

she lays back down holding her tiny hands over her ears until he stops and you sit up at the same time

nailea: es go mama

she grabs your hand as she slides off the bed and you follow her to his room 

nailea: daddy whys eamin 

corpse: I'm sorry nana baby I was making music. was I too loud for da babygirl

nailea: mhm an is wakin up 

corpse: awww i woke you an mommy up I'm so sorry princess

he kisses her cheeks and few  times and he gives you a few kisses as well and you all sit on the couch and watch a movie until...