DAMN

050

Nailea grabs corpses face and makes him look at her

Corpse: what

Nailea: an poo ne ponny

Corpse: you poopy in the potty?

Nailea: aba poon ne ponny

You: appa poop in the potty

She nods slowly messing with corpses necklace she still has on and you follow her to the bathroom and see apa sitting on her little toilet and you start dying laughing with corpse and nailsa hits both of you on the legs

Nailsa: es nun fuy is sers

Corpse: why is it serious lovey

Nailea: aba no gone poons

You: baby appa not goin poopy is because appa doesn't need to go poop

Nailea: buh I oun her on poy

Corpse: appa doesn't need to go potty right now maybe later you can come with me to take her out okay

She nods and crawls back to her bed and lays down and takes a nap

Corpse: sooo

You: what

Corpse: we were doing something before she forced her dog onto to toilet

You: yea

Corpse: we gonna continue?

You: nope

He groans rubbing his face and you flop down into his and yours bed and he flops onto you

Corpse: you tryna swallow kids right now

You: no I'm sleepy

Corpse: you wanna have cuddles and kisseys

You nod and he rolls onto the bed with you and wraps his arms and legs around you kissing your cheek

Corpse:I love you so much wiiifeeeeyyyyy

You: mh I love you too husbanddddddd

You peck his lips a few times and he smiles at you

Corpse: I want another baby

You: me too bubbas

Corpse: can we make it nowwww

You: I'm too tired

Corpse: ill just fuck you and not pull out I want another baby sooo baaaad 

You: nooo I don't wanna

Corpse:its okay I won't push but soon please I love babies they smell greaaaaaat

You: yes I promise lovey

Corpse: yaaaaay we gon have another baaaaaaby and he gon smell so fucking gooooooooood just like his mamaaaaaaa

You: you keep saying he like its already determined

Corpse: mentally it is but another girl wouldn't be terrible

You: how many do we want

Corpse: how about another one now and a kid in our later 30s and call it an accident but not to its face

You: no I cannot run after 3 kids babe I cantttt

Corpse: fine how about twins this time and we stop

You: suuure

He pecks your lips and lays on you trying to fall asleep and you both end up sleeping until....