there's a knock on your door and you run to open it and you see a delivery guy standing there with a package and you grab it and slam the door shut but he knocks again
guy: you have to sign this
you: oh yea thanks
you put the package down and take the pen as he stares at you
you: hahahaaa what
guy: nothing you're just cute
you: oh um i-i hav-
guy: could i maybe get your number and we could talk and stuff
you: but you see i ha-
corpse comes up behind you and takes the package from you
you: stoooop it
corpse: whyyyyyyy
you: because
guy: siblings am i right hahaaaaa
you: no o we're not siblings he's my
guy: ohhhh cousin's but anyways that number?
you: HE'S MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND BACK OFF YOU CREEP
guy: oh wow whatever
you slam the door and corpse runs off laughing with the package
you: stop gimme it right now you asscheek
corpsE: whyyyyyyyy
you: because i-
corpse: it has my name on it so it's miiine
you: but it's a present for both of usssssssssssss
corpsE: fine
you take the box from him and open it and give him this and you take the other one
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corpse: a box?
you: a loveybox we can send stuffffffff it's fun
corpse: okay so what the fuck do i do with it
you: at your house you plug it in and then we can send messages and stuff it's fun corpsey
corpse: cool?
alea: are we going anywhere
kash: yea are we it's boring here
corpse: actuallyyyyyyyy we gotta go to the shop cause my exhaust keeps pausing and shit sooo les go kids
you: fine
you grab your shoes and get in the car
corpse: I will break check you kash put the seatbelt on
