DAMN

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you wake up to corpse standing over you

you: creep 

corpse: babe 

you: that helps 

corpse: i'm sorry 

he lays next to you and you face away from him 

corpse: are you mad at me don't be mad ama noooo

you: shut up i'm tired 

corpse: sooooo 

you: oh my god i still don't know okay I'll let you know when i know okay 

corpse: fine 

you go under the blanket and fall asleep again while he sits on his phone scrolling through twitter and he shakes you

corpse: wake up ama

you: why 

corpse: because i was bored so i googled stuff and apparently sft titties is a pregnant lady thing and so is feeling  like barfing

you: great a fucking fetus fun 

corpse:  do you want to um 

you: abortion? 

corpse: yea that 

you: no i'm just sleepy and annoyed because i don't actually know so goodnight corpse

corpse: goodnight

you both lay down and fall asleep for the night. the next day you wake up feeling dizzy and you stay in bed for a while and corpse stands in the doorway. 

corpse: you feel any fucking better

you: no but i gotta pee

corpse: then go 

you: mhm 

you get up and use the bathroom and you notice your period hasn't started so you grab another test and take it and it comes out positive

you: well shit it's a fucking fetus 

you finish in the bathroom and you give him the test and lay back down 

corpse: well i think it's a girl 

you: cool 

corpse: are you not like fucking excited 

you: i am just my head hurts 

corpse: that sucks but it's a baby babies are cool they get to shit themselves with no consequence 

you: you're such a weirdo 

corpse: and you love me so shut the fuck up 

you: mhm 

he lays next to your poking your stomach 

you: what are you doing 

corpse: poking the child 

you: be quiet 

you go to sleep for a few hours and he shakes you and wakes you up 

you: WHAT

corpse: are you hungry i ordered burgers 

you: mhm 

he gives you a box and you eat all the fries and lay back down 

you: I'll finish the burgers later

corpse: what the fuck do you mean burgerS bitch you have one  i have one fuck are you talking about