his phone rings
corpse: what
emma: can i come over i'm bored
corpse: uhhhhh heh tiny detail i didn't tell you um i'm a dad now
emma: WHAAAAT
corpse: hehe yea um surprise?
emma: but can i come over
corpse: uhhh if my wiiiiifey is okay with it
he looks at you for a second and you pout and him and nod reluctantly
corpse: she said yes but swear to god if you start with the accent you gots to goooo
emma: fine
he hangs up and picks up nailea and goes into the kitchen with her and he grabs an ice cream bar from the freezer and feeds her some and she makes a face covering her mouth
nailea: is co
corpse: its cold?
she nods quickly and you look at him
you: you're changing that diaper
corpse: but-
you: no buts you started the feeding so you'll finish the entire circle
corpse: oh my gooood fine
you: god now gimme a bite
he sticks his arm out and you take a piece and he continues feeding nailea and she goes to jump off the counteron her own
corpse: hey! no jumping don't do that das not safe for the baby
nailea: mh!
corpse: you can be mad i don't give a shit
she ignores him and you pick her up and give her some toys and sit on the couch while she plays on the floor and the doorbell rings
corpse: emmaaaaaaaa it's open you shithead
she opens the door and immediately picks up nailea and she cries
you: she was playing leave her alooooone
she puts her down and flops down on corpse groaning
emma: *accent* you guys got some food for me
corpse?: get off of me and we'll feed you
she stands up staring at the both of you
emma: *accenttttt* okay well where's the food then
he gives her a waffle and he flops onto the floor scaring nailea and she hits hit in the mouth with a block
corpse: OW FUCKING SHIT
he sits up holding his lip and she just looks at him confused
corpse: what you gonna shoot with fucking laser eyes now or you got a fucking Sharingan now
emma: that would be so fucking cool
you :no it wouldn't
you all hang out for a while and corpse take snailea to go to sleep and emmma leaves and you lay with them in bed
you: babe
corpse: hm
you: i'm kinda reconsidering the big wedding thing
corpse: b-but why
you: i don't know i'm not sure yet bu-
you realize why he's upset about it and you give him a hg
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DAMN
Fanfictionyou stream sometimes and you meet corpse and things start going right for both of you
