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you answer the door and see rae standing there 

you: rae? 

rae: ugh is corpse here

you: yea why 

rae: i need to ask him something

you: ask me and I'll tell him 

rae: nope  i literally nee to ask him 

you: whatever gimme a sec

you close the door and turn around to go get him and you see him standing right in front of you

corpse: hey baby 

you: you scared me don't do that 

corpse: fine i'm sorry

he pecks your lips and smiles at you and opens the door 

corpse: who the fu- oh rae whats up 

rae: do you maybe wanna go get coffee tomorrow like just as friend

corse: um can ama  come rae

rae: no because  i need to talk to you privately

corpse: uh okay/ i guess

rae: thanks bye 

she leaves and he closes the door and turns around and sees you looking at him like this 

she leaves and he closes the door and turns around and sees you looking at him like this 

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corpse: no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooo don't make that face at me

you: but you're going on a date with her and i wanna send time with you 

corpse: you spend all the time with me ama and it's not a date 

you: but it is corpsey she's just gonna try and makeout with you 

corpse: she won't 

you: because you're gonna let me be a super secret girlfriend spy 

corpse: nooo i'm gonna bring you back a drink 

you: pink drink 

corpse: sure and  I'll bring you a cupcake or something 

you: really corpseyyyyy

corpse: yeaaaaa i just said it amaaaaaa

you: but i wanna be a super secret girlfriend spy

you can super secret girlfriend spy on life 360 okay 

you: but we don't have it 

corpse: then you can super secret girlfriend spy on snap maps

you: yay!

you hug him and he laughs 

you: what 

corpse: you're so fucking cute 

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