DAMN

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nailea runs into the room screaming

nailea: mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

you: god what nai

nailea: i peen tuc ear

you: the ice cream truck is here?

she nods and you pick her up and lay down and she leaves the room

corpse: mamas do you want anything she's trying to drag me out there

you: that big cup thingy with all the oreos love

corpse: okey i love you

you: i love you too baby

he runs outside with nailea on his shoulders and you watch them from the window as she grabs her ice cream from the truck and he come running back inside with her and she comes into the room holding your ice cream

nailea: ee mama

you take it from her and kiss her head and corpse come into the room with 3 more ice creams

corpse: here princesa

he gives nailea hers and she sits on the bed next to you eating her ice cream and he gives you another one of yours

you: f-for what bubbas

corpse: i know you like to mix it all up in a bowl so here another one and I'll bring you a bowl

he leaves to go to the kitchen and comes back with a bowl and spoon for you and you put them into the bowl and mix it and eat it while him and nai eat their ice creams

you: thank you baeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

corpse: that's too many e's baeeeee

you: no baeeeeeeeeeeee

corpse: yes baeeee

nailea: daddy bae mama bae

you: sure

she gives corpse her ice creams trash and he throws it away for her and picks her up

nailea: i more pees

corpse: you wanna finish mine bebe

she nods and he shares the rest of his ice cream cone with her and they lay down next to you while you eat yours they each continuously dip their finger in your staring at you as they lick their finger and swing their feet while they lay on their stomach

you: fuck this clone shit i'm out

you get up and put the rest of your ice cream in the freezer and you come back and see the two of them jumping on the ebd

you: stop babe you have stream and nai it's sleepy time baby

nailea: NO

corpse: nailea! you don't tell mommy no

nailea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he picks her up and sits her in a corner

corpse: you're in timeout

nailea: an soy dada

corpse: nope you stay there for 3 minutes

he sits there watching her and after the time is up he picks her u and gives her her pacifier and take her with him to stream sinc eehr bed is in his stream room anyway

corpse: okay nana baby you lay in the mulan bed and take a nap while i do my stream

nailea: bu kunooooo

corpsE: you can say hi to sykkuno before you lay down

he sits with her setting his stream up and he joins the discord and she puts his headphones on

nailea: KUNOOOOOOO

sykkuno: uhhhh CORPSES CHILDDDDDDDDDD?

corpse: good save very good save my friend

nailea: i ha i ken

sykkuno: oh jesus your dad let you have ice cream that's not good

corpse: i mean liekw h ogives a fuck i don't give a fuck what everyone else has to say parent your kids i got mine she'll eat whatever the fuck she want I'll deal with the diapers if she's happy to try new foods

sykkuno :very good point corpse i like that.

he lays her in her bed and carries on with his stream as she falls asleep and you finish your nap from earlier until nailea start yelling

nailea: I TINE SEE DADA SHOOSH

corpse: I'M TRYNA WORK BEBE SLEEP QUIETER

nailea: SHUT UP

corpse: NO YOU

nailea: NO

corpse: YES

she takes her shoes off and throws it and hits him in the head

corpse: ow what the fuck

nailea: you beed men

corpse: you were mean first so ha

nailea: no

corpse: fine come here stinkbutt

he picks her up and kisses her head and you just stand there

you: I know the great corpse underscore husband did not just argue with his 9 month old princess

corpse: yes. he very much did so get over it

he ends his streams and sits on the floor playing with nai and you get bored

you: bubbas

corpsE: yeeeeeees

you: you still have a guitar right

corpsE: yea why

you: can you hype your arms up on meds and play for her

corpse: but it's so much woooooooooooork I'm too lazyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you: okey

you give him a kiss and lay on the couch and he looks at you

corpse: I got you edibles the other day

you: I don't want them

corpse: I know I ate one last night. never doing that shit again

you: i know right

corpses phone rings and he gets up and sits next to you putting his arm around you playing with your hair as he talks

corpse: hello?......uhhhhhh no?.......oh then yea......you're part of that dumb hype house shit right......yea no.......don't give my number to people I'll fucking kill you...........uhhhhhh why........i don't really do tiktok shit.....but you're children......half of you can't even drink.......i don't care if you have one person that's older than me you're a bunch of kids wasting time and money on a mansion that is or nothing but tiktok........okay well I'm not gonna do it.......because I don't wanna........you're not gonna pay me tho.......no you can't use my kid for content the fuck?!....y'all weird as fuck goodbye

he hangs up and looks at you as you stare off into space with your mouth open and he puts two fingers in your mouth and you bite him

corpse: ow

you: sorry whats up bubby

corpse: um so rae gave my number to the crusty tiktok children and they wanna collab and make content with nai and I said no because I don't like kids other than my own

he kisses your face as you giggle at him and you look at his hair for a while

you: you should get highlights baby

corpse: ew no

you: no like red or white or so,mething

corpse: that sounds coooooool

he gives you a kiss and you makeout until......