you wake up a few hours later to appa scratching at your legs
you: corpse
corpse: hm?
you: i'm gonna take her to pee
corpse: mhm
you kiss his head and go outside and she pees and you bring her back in and sit next to him on your phone
you: hey um what are we like genuinely as a whole
corpse: um I don't know I wanna say you're my girlfriend but we haven't gonna on a date so
you: we are basically boyfriend by ariana grande and social house
corpse: never heard it but if you think s-
you: i'm playing it now then
you: you get it corpsey
corpse: yuuuuup
you: so basically we're just like in a contract
corpse: we don't see or get with anyone else because we're waiting for each other
you: yea I guess
you peck his lips and he smiles brightly at you
you: what
corpse: nothin
you: you sure?
corpse: yea why
you: cuz you're still smiling
corpse: yea i'm god ama
you: okay i'm gonna uh go and use the uh bathroom!
corpse: no you're noooot!
you run down the hallway into his bedroom as he chases you and you slam the door and lock it behind you
you: ha the hoodies are minnne bitch
corpse: dropping out taught me a lot like how to pick a fucking lock
he opens the door and you run into his closet and grab a bunch of hoodie
corpse: nooooo you can't have all of them ama i need some you trying to kill me or something?
you: yes no maybe kinda you're already a corpse so suck it ha!
corpse: but i need my hoodies it's cold
you: who said i wouldn't cuddle you
corpse: *whisper* you
you: who
corpse: yooooou
you: the lies and the people who tell em
appa: woof
you: Aaah what the fuck
corpse: calm down i said that you big cute baby
you: okay
appa sits at your feet and you call your dad but he doesn't answer
you: come on corpse i'm gonna make us dinner
corpse: I live off of doordash and maybe a 7/11 trip every few weeks there's no food
you: then we can go to the store
corpse: uh i-i guess we can but do we really need to?
you: you guys stay here I'll go and i'm taking your car
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DAMN
Fanfictionyou stream sometimes and you meet corpse and things start going right for both of you
