DAMN

019

you wake up and hear him on the phone with rae and you lay there listening

corpse: okay well you can do that on your own i'm not gonna do that to her and i don't know what made you think begging me and saying you'll pay  would make me cheat on her but you're fucking delusional now please LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 

you smile a little bit and sit up and hug him still having the blanket around your shoulder

corpse: hi bebe

you: hi bubbies

corpse: did you sleep good

you: mhm a-are you still streaming

corpse: yea we are but you can go sleep if you want

you: no i-i wanna sit with you lovey 

corpse: okay babygirl come on 

you follow him slowly still being half asleep and you sit  on his lap covered with his blanket and you watch him play for a while and you eventually fallback to sleep for a little but then you wake up to a weird conversation

corpse: no toast like i-i don't use my hand to pee it's jus-

toast: because  our are so long it's 

corpse: nooo no it's not like that 

you: shut  up you look like you have a third leg when your little friend pops up bitch 

spedicey: wait corpse do you like helicopter your dick after you pee

corpse: wha- helicopter  i- 

spedicey: yea don't you guys have  like that little dribble after like come on guys

corpse: how the fuck do you helicopter you dick i'm so confused

spedicey: you swing it side to side until it looks like a helicopter thingy

you: i wanna see that babe

corpse: weirdo 

you: three legged bitch 

corpse: go back to sleep bebe

you: noooooo

he ignores you and keeps playing and they all decide to take a break for a while and you just sit there with him playing with his hair

corpse: amaaaa

you: j- cooooorpse

he pecks your lips and smiles at you and you do the same back to him and you go back and forth like that for a while until you hear yelling

rae: OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK STOP KISSING NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT 

you: *imitating her* waah waah mehe meh nobody wanna hear dat waaaaaa shut up 

rae: ugggghhh you shut the fuck up 

you just sit there looking at corpse sadly and he kisses your head and starts playing and he starts ignoring you so you decide to annoy him by performing and messing around you get up and play music and mouth the words and be dramatic with it 

you grab a spoon and act like it's a microphone and sing to the music

 you: any other day i would call and you would say " baby how's your day"  but today it ain't the same

he looks at you and laughs quietly and you mouth the rest of the song with him staring at you

you: ignore me again and the songs get worse