corpse stares at you waiting for you to look at him
you: what corpsey
corpse: i bought the test
you: okay great
corpse: okey
you: i'm gonna take it babe don't worry okay watch
you get up and grab the test and go into the bathroom and you leave it on the sink and sit on his lap playing with his hair
corpse: what do you think it's gonna say
you: that i'm pregnant cuz your kids too strong for no reason at all
corpse: okay and my body makes way too much testosterone so it's not my fault babe
he pecks you lips and smiles at you
you: but i mean i guess it's better we get to claim two tiny people on our tax returns and we get more money baaaack
corpse: so what kids are cute....mostly our kids but still. cute.
you: go get it i looked last time
corpse: fine
you slide off of his lap and he goes and grabs the test and come back smiling and dancing around
you :what
corpse: you got a baaaaby we got a baaaaaby she's a big siiiiiister we got two kiiiiids
you: wait seriously
corpse: i don't actually know i think it's two lines just ones might be super light but you look i'm dumb
he hands it to you and you look at him
corpse: what ama
you: you're right
corpsE: yay more babies
you: bitch whatchu mean babies it's one child i can't deal with twins or triplets or the other variations
he sits next to you
you: it still might be wrong though I'll take the other one if i miss my period okay love
corpse: mhm
he lays his head on your lap and you both end up falling asleep until.....
YOU ARE READING
DAMN
Fanfictionyou stream sometimes and you meet corpse and things start going right for both of you
