DAMN

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you wake up to nailea screaming and you go in the kitchen and see corpse shirtless holding her over the sink with poop up her back while she pulls on his hair trying to get out of the water

corpse: help me please 

you: uh you're doing it right just put her down and wipe her off and then get clothes  on her 

corpsE: i tried and she got louder babby please 

you: fine

you take her from him and wipe her down with some wipes and rinse her off slowly and you give her back to him 

you: now you dress her 

corpse: uh can you give me a diaper

you hand him one and he puts it on her

you: kinda wonky but it's good

he dresses her and lays her  in her crib in your room and you lay in the bed with him while she sleeps 

corpsE: thank you

you: you could've just woken me up 

corpse: you deserved sleep 

you: thank you corpsey 

nailea stars crying and you groan as corpse gets up and stands over her crib staring at her

corpse: awww princess why you cryin now 

he picks her up and kisses her head  and stands there looking at her

corpse: you just gonna go back to sleep like that shit fuck you too 

he puts her back in her crib and lays down with you again and you watch tv together until someone knocks on the door and you open it

you: hey mom w-what are you doing here

mom: i'm here to see my granddaughter 

you: first of all how did you know the address

mom: your brothers now let me in

you: she's sleep right now

mom: and i have 8 kids i know how to take care of a baby so just let me in 

you: can you come back tomorrow

mom: no i have work so please just let me in amalie 

you: f-fine

you le the rin and go back into the room and see corpse holding her carefully

you: m-my mom's here

corpse: fuuuck 

you: yea time for "constructive"  criticism 

he gives her to you and you go and sit on the couch with your mom and she takes nailea from you

mom: you have to support her head

you: i was i know how to hold a baby ma 

mom: you weren't hush 

corpse: here come here beb

he takes her and gives her a bottle and she falls asleep with milk dripping down her face and he wipes it off and lays her  in her crib and he sits  on the couch 

mom: I'll talk to you two later 

she leaves and you start yelling 

you:  *weird mocking voice* YOU'RENOT SUPPORTING HER HEAD RIGHT NEHENEHEHNEHEHHHHHH  *normal voice*  BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MY KID FUCK OFF 

you lay on the couch cuddling with corpse and you both eventually fall asleep until  you feel someone tapping yourshoulder

you: hm? 

tamia: you just gon leave my niece  in there screaming 

you: damn my bad i was gone 

corpse: what 

you: your fucking child was screeching again very much like you bitch 

corpse: you too 

you: i do not scream 

corpse: do we need to speak about how she was made

you :yo i-

corpse: that's what I thought gimme my princess

he takes her and lays her down on the floor and she opens her eyes fully

corpse: hi princess 

he lays next to her and she grabs his hair

corpse: mhm that's dada's hair you got a lot of hair too bebe 

you: hey you done seducing  her so I can change her

corpsE: I never said you couldn't take her

you: fine

you pick her up and she starts crying 

you: i- bitch how do you like him more than me 

he takes her and changes her and lays back down with her and give her a bottle

mya: so what's upppp mommyyyyyyyyy

you: don't call me that it's weird 

mya so what's up da-

corpse: we don't use the daddy word  in this house 

you: oh my god not even the baby 

corpse: only the baby 

mya: fine what's up ama's baby daddy 

corpse: the ceiling bitch look 

mya: rude

you: shhh she's sleep AGAIN

you all watch movies while she sleeps for a while until...