DAMN

03

you: hola my babies 

Rae: hiiiii

Corpse: waddup baby 

you: I'm gonna fucking die ahahahhhhhaaahahahaha

Sykkuno: hey 

everybody else says hi and your chat starts spamming " how was the date"  and " are you in a relationship" 

you: woah my chat is up my ass tonight 

Corpse: hm i wonder what it could be about 

you both laugh and you get crewmate and you go to a corner and talk to your chat 

you: okay you nosy weirdos we went out got coffee and watched movies that's about it and if you wanna know how this "relationship" is going go listen to boyfriend by ariana and social house aight now shushhhhhhhhh

they start spamming for you to play the song and you do 

you: I'm a motherfucking train wreck 

Rae: yes ama we know 

you: shush i'm explaining stuff to my chat 

you do your tasks and corpse kills you 

you: bro I wished you a good funky monkey friday nah boy you not bae no more 

your chat starts spamming " he heard that"  and you laugh 

you: bro you're fam you can't be bae if you just killing me like that 

you look at your chat and see this 

Corpse Husband: I hesitated but the win is life

you: wowwwwwwwwww you're still fam dude

you go back to playing and you get imposter and you follow corpse to card swipe and kill him and vent out 

you: kill me again see what happens 

you look at your chat and see him messing with you 

Corpse Husband: I'm not a simp I'll get u back 

you: oh big scary man I run away now 

your chat starts spamming " watch his stream" so you click on it and hear him talking 

Corpse: ama you little freak 

you laugh and continue playing and you close his stream and you get imposter with him and he kills and self reports 

Corpse: it was the little freak 

you: this is why you can't be bae 

Rae: you guys having some uh relationship problems

Corpse: we can't have problems for a non-existent relationship 

you: yuppppp

Sykkuno: so we skip or vote 

you just vote me i don't care at this point i'm blowing up his phone to any him 

Corpse: you freak don't do that 

you: oops

you hear a notification in his background and he starts laughing 

Corpse: out of the hundreds of emojis you pick the one that will make the poor internet children assume things 

you: my finger slipped 

Corpse: a few hundred times 

you: mhm it's a real disease

Rae: hahahahahaaaaaaa

they vote you out and you watch corpse's stream for a while until he stops talking 

Rae: corpse are you okay?

Sykkuno: corpseeeee?

Corpse: what uh y-yea I'm fine 

you call him and he answers 

Corpse: I'm gonna mute gimme five seconds 

you mute your stream and talk to him 

you: facetime right now 

Corpse: ha no

you: pleaseeeeeeeeeee

Corpse: you little freak 

you: stop it dead bitch 

you facetime him and he its in front of his phone and his nose bleeds with blood dripping onto his shirt 

Corpse: ta da!

you: stop streaming and clean yourself up Corpsey

corpse: fine 

you: wow you- you just gave in like that 

Corpse: i tend to listen to people I like 

you: fine then come over here 

Corpse: bet 

he hangs up and stops his stream and so do you and there's a knock on your door and you let him in and he throws himself onto your couch 

you: uhuh mr.nosebleed face off my white couch 

he rolls over onto the floor and you sit next to him and mess with his hair and he grabs your hand and hits himself with it 

Corpse: I'm fuckin tired as shit 

you: how long have you been up 

Corpse: i slept for like 45 minutes in the morning yesterday haven't slept since 

you: go to sleep 

Corpse: no because then everything is just gonna disappear I'm a passing thing all these subscriber and shit is gonna pass before i know it 

you: please just sleep for me 

Corpse: why 

you: because if you sir are gonna step up form fam to bae then you should probably be awake 

Corpse: fine 

you make him lay down in your bed and he eventually falls asleep and you watch a movie in the living room