DAMN

033

you wake up the next morning to nailea laying on you and you get a text from corpse

corpse: wake tf up 

you text him back 

you: I'm up stoopidddd

corpse: cool I'll be back soon 

you: where'd you go 

corpse: somewhereeeeee

you: where tho 

corpse: a store

you: ?

corpse: it s a surprise so stfu before you ruin it 

you ut your phone down and go into your stream room and you start a stream for yourself

you: morning whores how's life

people keep spamming about nailea and you laugh 

you: SHE is sleep i had a girl and it was shit like a week or no it was two weeks yea so a two week old 

they start asking where corpse is and you smile 

you: uh he said that he's getting a surprise or something i don't know

they start asking about your relationship and you get kind of uncomfortable

you: uhhhhhh we're together that's all n-nothing else really we jus-

corpse: babyyyyyyyy

you: hm

corpsE: whatcha doinnnn

you: s-stream 

corpsE: oi! hello friends

he kisses your head and go out of the room and comes back with a thing of black r4oses and he extends his arms out to you giggling

corpse: surprise! 

you: awwwwwwww bubbyyyyy thanks yay! you burned them too  

corpse: mhm  

you: thank you lovey  

his cheeks get a little pink and you laugh at him 

you: can i have a kissy kiss loverbitch 

corpse: no because my alarm is gonna go off  in 3 second

you: 1.....2...........

corpse: 3 

nailea starts crying and he runs down the hallway 

you: how the fuck did he just- you know what nevermind keep going with the question 

they ask what her name is and you get anxious

you: it's a name we agreed that we're not gonna force her onto the internet ya know yea you fucking do okay cool 

corpse comes back holding nailea and he stands behind

corpse: look stinkabutt tell mommy  "why you leave me all alone huh? why you just left me mama?" 

you: i gots to go peoples

you end the stream and turn around and look at them 

you: twins

corpsE: what?!

you:oh my god babe no i'm not asking for twins you two are twins

corpse: how

you: she looks like a fucking zombie just like you 

corpsE: no shit  i don't go anywhere  i forced myself to go it was either cut my face or go to the store