DAMN

037

someone knocks on the door

you: IT'S OPEEEEEEN

tamia: damn don't yell at us

mya: hi jordan 

corpse: uhhhhh hey 

nailea starts crying and corpse gets up and lays down in the room with her and you stay with mya and tamia

you: sooooo

tamia: nothing we're just bored

mya: also your gramma wants you guys to come over 

you: oh okay cool we can go tomorrow i guess

tamia: nah just go today

you: we can't

mya: why

you: well one he's pissed and tired 

tamia: damn 

you: and i',m pissed and tired too so I'll go tomorrow okay we're going to beeeed 

mya: bye

they leave and you lay in bed with corpse and nailea

you: corpseyyyyy

corpse: what

you: she sleep 

corpse: yea 

you all end up falling asleep for the night....you wake up the next day and you go into the kitchen and see nailea sitting in the sink sucking on a strawberry looking at corpse

corpse: failed bath attempt so i fed her 

you: it's okay just don't let her drown and stuff

corpse: i won't 

he picks her up and gets her dressed

you:  sooooooo can we go to my gammas babe

corpse: sure 

you: like right now

corpse: again suuuuure 

you: okey 

you get dressed and go to your grammar house and you go inside

you :grammaaaaaaaa

grandma: amalie if have to tell you one more time

you: yes the yelling  i'm sorry we're here with the child

gramma: give her here

corpse gives nailea to her and he gets a phone call 

corpse: helloooo uh no that's gross i have a wifey lady thing and a kid that's nasty.  uhhhh i don't know go to like a sex shop or something just find something and do that video 

he hangs up and you grandmother looks at you

you: he has a music video coming out and one of our friend is doing it for him 

gramma: okay well the baby is sleep so how about I'll watch her and you two go out for a little

you: you sure

gramma: mhm go ahead

you: okay bye

you and corpse leave the house and you walk around for a few hours until your phone rings 

you: h-hello 

tamia: t-tyshon's in your grammar house and nai's screaming 

you: FUCK