DAMN

024

you wake up to the sound of corpse playing with his knives and you move off of him 

you: you're *yawn* not cutting me today hoe 

corpse: I've been doing this the whole time and you still have 2 ears be happy

you: mhm w-where's dylan

corpsE: he called his mom and left

you: so what should we dooooo

corpse: i'm bored and kinda on the high of making bold choices  so i might go live for a little bit

you: okay well i'm laying here 

corpse: okaaaay

he goes live and puts his phone down on the counter and eats a waffle and you watch him for a while and you get up and take the waffle from him 

corpse: i- yo this bitch just took my fucking waffle 

you: this what?

corpse: this biiitch

you: come get it hoe 

you run way from him circling to island in the kitchen as he follows you and he grabs you and takes the waffle from you and finishes it

corpse: y'all see this she don't love me she starves me 

you: shut up

corpse: noooooo

you: *buuuuuurp* ahaahhahaahaaaaaa

corpse: you do not wanna see my handwriting it's horrid

you: can u take me to get my tattoos 

corpse: later

you: okay but i need a favor

corpse: whatttt

you: write bitch on a piece of paper

corpse: why 

you: nothing

corpsE: don't get my handwriting tattooed on you stupid

you: i already made that appointment no choice 

corpse: so first you starve me and now you steal my handwriting oh the paiiiin

you: or we can stay here and you let me do makeup on your 

corpsE: tattoos sound fun then 

he ends the live and writes bitch on the paper and you go to the tattoo shop and after 3 hours you're done

you: babbbbe

corpsE: yeeeeeeaaaaa

you: let's go home

you cover your nose and get in the car and he grabs your hand

corpse: what id you do 

you: nothing 

corpsE: move yourhand

you: no 

corpse: pleeeease

you move your hand and he laughs

corpsE: you were scared to show me a nose piercing wooow

you: and more on my ears