DAMN

06 (TW)

you wake up around 5: 00 in the morning and see corpse staring at the wall 

you: how long have you been up 

coprse: since you fell asleep 

you: lay down with meeeeee 

Corpse: i can't 

you: why

Corpse: i just ate and my fucking Gerd apparently doesn't like when I lay down after eating so thats fucking great right ha haha hahaha ahahahhahaha FUCK

you: I'm sorry corpsey how about we sit down and do a Q&a stream and have some fun 

Corpse: sureeeeeeeee

you sit in front of your pc and start a stream 

you: morning peepees

Corpse: hi 

you: ask questions  

Corpse: " have you guys thought about having kids" 

You: it's been like three days calm you fucking titties okay........" what etnicity are you guys" 

Corpse: mexican and irish and some other shit I forgot 

you: um my dad is jamaican and mexican and my mom is white, so I'm a little bit of everything I guess but i mostly pay attention to my jamaican stuff 

corpse: " how dark are you guys" 

you: I- like a solid 4-ish 

Corpse: negative 3

you: he's like a 2 he's dramaticccc

Corpse: no I'm not 

you: yes the fuck you are bitch you're not super white bubbas 

Corpse: who are you calling a bitch you little freak 

you: you bitch 

you giggle a  little and he picks you up 

you: no put me downnnnnnnnnnnn

Corpse: make me 

you lick his forehead and he almost drops you 

Corpse: ewwwwww thats shit is fucking gross

you: you said to make you 

he sets you down in your chair and he sits next to you 

you: "will you ever post together 

Corpse: what would two faceless weirdos even post 

you: I mean doesn't this kinda count and my insta post counts too 

corpse: then nevermind

you: can I play music bub

corpse: this isn't my house 

you: wait last question is....why don't i say ni- yoooooooooooooooo   chill  I don't because I'm not trying to get cancelled even tho I'm part black y'all some sensitive lil babies out here okay I'm not about the cancelled life like miss tana so I'ma keep my mouth shut on that issue okay 

Corpse: so are you playin music or not bebeeeeeee

you: yessssssss i ammmmmmmmmm

you: bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin you can keep hating, I'm poppin regardless he want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion don't want your lil bitch cause I want his daddy I like to switch up my style every week I gotta switch up my hair every day I ain't no ho, but I do be on go and I promise my bitches gon love me the same I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home I wear the shit that be showing my thong I like to drink and I like to have sex I fuck the bitches that's cutting the checks dance on the dick, now, you been served I like a dick with a little bit of curve hit this pussy with an uppercut call that lil bitch Captain Hook