Citrus Oneshots Book 2

Brr💖 but everything goes downhill

Yuzu proceeds to make Mei and herself a place for them to have a date in Minecraft. : look Mei! :D

Mei: 'huh I wonder why I'm blushing and falling in love with this idiot more.
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whenever Yuzu says things like, "Mhm, uh-huh. Seriously? You're adorable. Teddy.. come here. Mei be careful when cooking.."

Mei: AHHHHHHH 💖💖
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Yuzu, reading a book: hmm...
Mei, proceeds to go on top of Yuzu and put her head under the book so Yuzu focuses on her and not the book. "hi." Mei whispers softly. "Hello" Yuzu smiles and pats Mei's head.
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Mei: Yuzu I have a nut allergy.
Yuzu: is that why you're a lesbian?
Mei: I- no-
(This isn't brr💖 but it's funny)
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Mei slaps Yuzu: 😐
Yuzu: what was that for..😭
Mei: for stealing my heart.
Yuzu: aww.
Mei: literally. Please give it back. I'm dying.
Yuzu: no 🏃‍♀️🤲♥️
Mei dies: 😵
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Mei kills Minecraft chicken: OH NO-
Yuzu: I have the divorcement papers ready. 🙃
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