Dean X Male Reader One Shots

Devil's Looking At Me Sideways

I know this is shitty but bear with me. I've been struggling to come up with new ideas. ~Magnus (He/They)

The armrest of the throne digs into your back and you shift trying to get more comfortable. You're waiting for him to come back. He seems to be taking forever which is the point of a distraction, but you're also impatient. The doors fly open and an angry devil strides in. You grin mischievously.

"How was that for a distraction? Did it work?" He snarls and his eyes flash red. You stand from the throne and stretch your arms over your head. "Well, I'll be going now. Ta ta." You freeze mid step and you smirk knowing that you've pissed him off now. That was your intention of course. In order for Rowena's spell to work you've got to lay hands on him.

"You know better than to fuck with me. Why are you here? What scheme have you cooked up this time?" You give him your why would I ever tell you look and he sighs in resignation. He snaps his fingers and you unfreeze your foot landing on the floor again. You spin on your heel to face him.

"You know exactly why I'm here Luci. I love to mess with you and you won't do anything to hurt me. You like me too much." Your head cocks to the side in a perfect imitation of a curious dog. "We are friends aren't we?" The laugh that bellows from the devil makes you jump slightly.

"I've got to admit. That was a good trick. You got me with that one." You hold your hand up for a high five and he slaps you one. Rowena's spell goes to work instantly. Lucifer falls to the floor bound in bonds made of pure energy. "You fucker. It was a trick." You squat down next to him and look him right in the eyes. You smirk and look around to the various demons scattered around the room.

"Don't even think about it. I see you moving over there." The demon in question freezes and stays put after your warning. Dragging Lucifer by his feet you head for the door. "Lose some weight the next time I decide to kidnap you ok? For Chuck's sake, Castiel get down here!" A flutter of wings announces the arrival of your savior.

"I have arrived to help." You roll your eyes at the angel and give him your end of Lucifer. The two of you flit away, Lucifer in between you. The grassy field feels absolutely luxurious compared to the dull, grimy stench of Hell.

"Ah look, the birthday boy has arrived. Time to sacrifice him."

"How the fuck did you know when my-" Lucifer is silenced with a quick snap of Rowena's fingers and he glares at her through narrowed eyes.

"Well, I don't know about you lovely people and Rowena, but I'm ready to get my sacrifice on. Time to head for Purgatory boys!" Dean's smile is full of adoration and it makes you blush slightly.

"That's my boy."