Captain: hey Player, hey Veteran, how have you slept, friendos?
Player/Veteran: HORRIBLE!
Veteran: we couldn't sleep ONE BIT!
Player: MrCheese decided to slam two pans together at 3 am!
Flashback
MrCheese: *slamming two pans together* I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL! YOU'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF MEH! I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL! YOU'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF MEH!
(MrCheese continues in the background while Player and Veteran are suffering)
Player: uughhhhh why can't I just sleep peacefully?! Only one night! GIMME ONLY ONE NIGHT!
Veteran: I think I know the reason of my goldfish brain-
End of flashback)
Captain: ah... I see... welp I think TheGent would be glad he wasn't online this night heheh
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YTCat123/Xmas plant: *just chilling*
MrCheese: *climbs out of vent and kills YTCat*
Xmas plant: great kill, cheese! *high fives MrCheese*
Xmas plant/MrCheese: *jumps into vent*
YTCat123: why must you hurt me in this way, lil bro? *sad ghostly kitten noises*
Ryan: *sad mini crewmate noises*
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EMERGENCY MEETING
Bro: I called this meeting because... WHO THE F*CK WAS BEING SO NOISY AT NIGHT? AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE SLAMMING PANS THING, I'M TALKING ABOUT F*CKING THE HELL OUTTA EACH OTHER!
Mother: don't curse in front of my kids!
Ninja:*in Japanese* it was MrCheese
Bro: oh. It was MrCheese?
Ninja: *in Japanese* and TheGentleman. They were hella loud
Bro: ok. It was MrCheese and TheGentleman who were f*cking. Should've known.
Stoner: i mean who couldn't have known it was them? There's only one person who says "AHH SWEET PRINCE!" while getting f*caked and we all know who that is
Poopyfarts96: *in farts* yeah
Bro: indeed.
B-dog/YTCat123/all the other TheGentleCheese fans, in the background: *fangirling intensifies*
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Player: *stuck in the vent*
Captain: hey friendo- uhh what is happening?
Player: well... I'm stuck...
Stoner: *walks by* *sees all of this* *smirks* I'm stuck step bro~
Player: GODDAMMIT STONER!
Stoner: *laughs the crap outta himself*
Captain: ...
Captain's mind: what did I get my innocent self into?
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Bro: *walking by casually* *walks to admin* sees Timmy and Franklyn sitting by Mother's ded body he killed a few moments ago*
Franklyn: *stares at Bro intensely*
Bro: I- whaddya want stupid?
Franklyn: you'll pay for this, moron *stands up* oh my you're so gonna pay for this
Bro: look I... life ain't fair ok—
Franklyn: SHUSH! Don't you dare to move or speak
Player: *walks into admin* *sees Bro over Mother's dead body* *reports*
Well let's say, Player won. For the first time
Player: I WON! I FINALLY WON WITHOUT CHEATING! I AM ON TOP OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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This is actually a vine lmao
Mother: Franklyn, if you could write a letter to your 10 y/o self, what would you write?
Franklyn: ...
Mother: what would you write to your future self?
Franklyn: ...
Franklyn: run for your life
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I need to get a sleep schedule-
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