Dum: does anyone know how long a cow lives?
Veteran: nope
Captain: let's look it up
Veteran: *looks it up*
(A cow lives 18 to 22 years)
Dum: 18 to 22 years? Wow...
Captain/Veteran/Dum: wait a damn minute
(They walkover to Player)
Player: *drinks a drink from the vending machine*
Dum/Veteran/Captain: *acts super sad*
Player: uh guys?
Dum: were gonna miss you Player...
Captain: we didn't know people that are 18+ would leave so soon...
Veteran: yeah *sniff*
Player: people that are- wait are you calling me a cow?
Captain: I mean you are thicc like one
Player: only my thighs and butt you idiots *facepalms*
Veteran/Captain/Dum: ... sorry
Player: *sigh*
Credit to @Circusbabyxzane
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