Aight none of these are mine because I figured out I can't come up with good ones so these are all from the internet! Also I will make this longer because I love y'all so much UwU! Consider it a big thank you for being here and reading!
Gnome: the food's so hot
Engineer: you're hot too but I still eat you, babe
Gnome: *blushes*
Engineer: *winks*
Bro: I just want one dinner. ONLY ONE DINNER!
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Player: what time is it?
Veteran: I dunno, hand me the saxophone*
Player: *hands Veteran the saxophone*
Veteran: *starts playing the saxophone*
TheGentleman from his room: who the F*CK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM IN THE MORNING?!
Veteran: *stops playing* its 2 am
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Bro: I'm gay and I'm confused
Stoner: about your sexuality?
Bro: no, I'm gay and I don't know what's going on
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MrCheese: why can't T-rexes clap?
Player: because their arms are too sh-
Bro: because they're all dead
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Mother: *hears a bang*
Mother: *grabs Timmy and Franklyn* GRAB THE SMALL ONES! THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS AND EXHAUSTED EASILY!
Player: *looks at MrCheese*
MrCheese: don't you f*cking dare
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Captain: *looks at Player* *dials 911* hello, I'd like to report a robbery ... the victim? My heart
Player: *blushes*
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MrEgg: are you sure I can't punch MrCheese in the face?
TheGentleman: yes
MrEgg: what if I only broke his nose a little bit?
TheGentleman: still no
MrCheese: *shrugs*
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Monster: hey, Not Orange, you're single, I'm single...
Not Orange: you know what that means!
Monster: yes!
Not Orange: we're ugly af
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TheGentleman: MrCheese, your existence is confusing
MrCheese: why?
TheGentleman: your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to you upsets me
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Mother: MrCheese, what did I say about comparing Blue to the devil?
MrCheese: that it's offensive to the devil
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Stoner, whispering to Captain: Captain has no idea I'm high
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Among Us Logic book
FanfictionHeya! I just had to make this book! This book will contain random things about the YouTube series Among Us Logic.by GameToons (I really recommend watching it, it's a really fun series!) This book will contain: Oneshots Incorrect quotes Videos Fana...
