Bro: WHO THE F*CK ATE THE LAST CHOCOLATE COOKIE?
Mother: language!
Bro: I DON'T F*CKING CARE! NINJA MADE THEM!
Player: *smirks*
Bro: IT WAS YOU HUH? YOU RED LOSER ASS, YOU ATE THE LAST PIECE OF JAPANESE SUGAR CHOCOLATE GOOD SH*T!
Player... bruh, I'm lactose intolerant-
Dum: I THINK POOPY ATE THEM!
Poopyfarts96: *(in Farts) b*tch it wasn't me you fatass
Everyone else in the cafeteria: *starts fighting with each other*
Captain: hey guys- what the actual... fudge is going on here?
Bro: F*CKER
Mother: LANGUAGE!
Gnome: B*TCH!
Captain: everyone, this is not the way to-
MrEgg: CHEESE F*CKER!
MrCheese: *John Cena's MrEgg down on the ground* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TheGentleman: *slowly leaves the cafeteria with Player and Mother following him*
Bro: *slams Poopyfarts96 face first on the table* SON OF A B*TCH!
Captain: EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN!
Everyone: *stops fighting and looks at Captain*
Captain: first of all, fighting is not the solution, second of all, I ate the last cookie.
MrCheese: YOU DID WHAT?!
Player: HOW COULD YOU?
Bro: NINJA MADE 'EM!
Ninja: *comes in* (in Japanese) what's going on here?
Bro: CAPTAIN ATE THE LAST ONE OF YOUR PROFESSIONALLY BAKED CHOCOLATE COOKIES!
Ninja: ... *facepalms* (in Japanese) damn it I can bake new ones
Captain: exactly. Now, go do your tasks!
Everyone: *goes their own ways to do tasks*
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I actually got this one from BFB!
Captain: you see, you're the 44th nicest individual around here, so that's-
Bro: I doubt it
Captain: you're the 45th nicest individual around here
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Dum: Gnome, I love you
Gnome: I love you too
Dum/Gnome: *starts leaning in*
(Careless whisper starts playing)
Dum/Gnome: *looks away and see Potato (OC) with her phone, playing the song*
Dum: POTATO STOP PLAYING THAT MUSIC!
Potato: *giggles and stops the music* I ship you guys. And you just were about to kiss!
Dum/Gnome: *blushes* ...
Potato: I will help you guys a bit *pushes them into a kiss*
Dum/Gnome: *kiss each other then pull away blushing madly and deadly glaring at Potato*
Potato: heheh that was cute
Gnome: Potato... you're dead
Dum: yes...
Potato: well sheet *runs outta the room and Dum and Gnome start chasing her*
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Captain: *turns on the camera*
Veteran: hey guys!
Captain: this video is specially made for Player. This is how god made him
Veteran: first we got some... funniness *pours water from a cup which reads "funniness" in a bowl*
Captain: now we will add some... sweetness *pours in water from another cup which reads "sweetness"*
Veteran: and a bit of stupidness *pours water from a cup which reads "stupidness"*
Captain: and a tiny little drop of- *accidentally pours in an entire BUCKET of water which reads "wholesomeness" in the bowl*
This was just too adorable to write!
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MrCheese/MrEgg: *staring at each other intensely*
TheGentleman: hey guys, I can see you're finally getting along now-
MrCheese: shh we are doing a staring contest. And the first one who blinks, will be sacrificed to Satan
MrEgg: and you're gonna lose, cheese head!
MrCheese: whatever you say, moron!
TheGentleman: ... I will leave ya guys alone... *slowly walks out* ok I will ask Franklyn if he told them this idea again...
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Green: 🎶I'm in love, I'm in love with an impostor, think I'm going and I'm going down🎶 *continues singing about Pink*
EMERGENCY MEETING!
Purple: it's Pink
Pink: b r u h.
Everyone: *votes pink*
Pink was An Impostor
1 Impostor remains
Green: *sad green noises*
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Stoner: am I the only one who thinks the number 3 looks like a butt?
Bro: yep, it's official, you're officially brain dead
Veteran: we all are-
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MrCheese: Bro, truth or dare?
Bro: truth
MrCheese: do you like Ninja?
Bro, blushing: dare
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Yea I don't know more lmao-
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Among Us Logic book
FanfictionHeya! I just had to make this book! This book will contain random things about the YouTube series Among Us Logic.by GameToons (I really recommend watching it, it's a really fun series!) This book will contain: Oneshots Incorrect quotes Videos Fana...
