I kissed a boy

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Mother: *sitting in the classroom with Timmy*

Teacher, angrily: ok, Timmy, tell Mother what you did wrong!

Timmy: *in tears* I kissed a boy and I liked it! The taste of his cherry chapstick...

Teacher: see? We can't accept this kind of disgusting nonsense!

Mother: Timmy, sweetie, can you wait outside for a moment? I need to talk to the teacher for a bit

Timmy: ok... *walks out*

(A few moments later)

Mother: *comes out of the classroom with red stains on her* come Timmy, let's go home

Timmy: Is it wrong what I did?

Mother: of course not sweetie

Timmy: what's that red stuff on you?

Mother: just some red paint

Mother: but the teacher won't bother you anymore...

@Circusbabyxzane inspired me! I got this one from their Ninjago randomness book! Make sure to follow them and check it out UwU


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