Grab sum popcorn bc this is gonna be hella long since I have gotten addicted to making this stuff
TheGentleman: isn't this a bit dangerous?
MrCheese: TheGentleman, please, we've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt
TheGentleman: ...
MrCheese: ok, we sometimes escape unhurt
TheGentleman: ...
MrCheese: alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home
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Dum: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Veteran: the cow??
Dum: what?!
Player: Veteran, W H Y?
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Engineer: *seductively takes off glasses*
Engineer: wow...
Gnome: *blushes* hehe... what?
Engineer: you're really blurry
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MrCheese: I'll be taking a shower. I'll be right back
TheGentleman: why are you telling me this? I don't care just hurry up
TheGentleman, right after MrCheese leaves the room: I miss him already...
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MrCheese to MrEgg: how do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
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Ninja: (in Japanese) don't stay up so late, Bro. Last time you did that you tried to eat your own shirt
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Gnome: I think I just figured something out. Gotta go
Dum: aren't you forgetting something?
Gnome: uhh... *hesitantly kisses Dum's forehead before running out*
Dum: no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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*texting*
BDay: *sends a voice message*
Rose: is it urgent? I'm a little busy at the moment
BDay: no, don't worry, just listen later
Rose: ok
(later)
Rose: *presses play*
BDay's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
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Veteran: not to be NSFW but I need someone to hold me when I sleep
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Captain: wow, great work on the Halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skeletons?
MrCheese: fake?
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Stoner: am I in trouble?
Captain: take a guess
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Among Us Logic book
FanfictionHeya! I just had to make this book! This book will contain random things about the YouTube series Among Us Logic.by GameToons (I really recommend watching it, it's a really fun series!) This book will contain: Oneshots Incorrect quotes Videos Fana...
