Stoner tells a horny joke (Stoner x Captain)

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Stoner: what goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and sticky?

Captain: *blushes*

Stoner: bubblegum

Captain: dang I thought- dang...

Stoner: what is hard, long and there's coming white stuff out of it?

Captain: *blushes and chokes*

Stoner: a whipped cream can

Captain: ...

Mother: Stoner! No dirty jokes in front of the kids!

@Circusbabyxzane inspired me! Check out their Ninjago randomness book (if you're into Ninjago) or I'll peacefully break your legs. Oh sorry, Franklyn took my phone. Well, follow Circusbabyxzane and give them some love! They deserve it!

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