marvel one-shots // avengers x reader

Wisdom Teeth~ Natasha Romanoff

"Tasha, I'm scared, what if I say something I regret," I said to my girlfriend. I was getting my wisdom teeth removed and I had seen other people's after effects and I was not ready to go all crazy.

"Don't worry baby, just make sure you make fun of Tony and pretend it's the drugs talking," she told me while putting a reassuring arm around my waist.

We were getting Steve to drive us to the dentist because he wanted more practice in driving, although he insisted on bringing Bucky, so they were probably just going on a date.

When we got to the dentist, my entire body was shaking in fear, I'd been operated on loads of times, but that was by the doctors in Wakanda and Bruce. Natasha took my hand and squeezed it reassuringly as we walked in.

I lay down and after a few minutes I was out cold.

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Natasha's POV

Y/n began to stir, so I knew she was going to wake up soon. The boys had gone to get ice cream or something while they waited for us. I called Steve to let him know that we were going to be out soon.

"Tasha," I heard a weak voice from the bed next to me. "Yes, angel?" I asked her, she was about to speak when I saw panic wash over her features. I stood up from the chair and gently stroked my hand through her hair, whispering soft affirmations in her ear.

She began to cry and that was when I realised it was because the dentists had put stuff in her mouth to help stop the bleeding. She hated things that went too deep into her mouth, huh maybe that's why she's gay.

"It's okay, baby, shh, we can take it out as soon as the bleeding stops," I told her. She nodded and her sobs began to slowly turn into giggles.

A dentist walked in and told us we could leave now, so I helped my girlfriend walk outside to where Steve and Bucky should be waiting for us. They handed us ice packs before we left, to help the pain and swelling.

I helped her get in the back and then I climbed into the middle seat, so I could comfort her. She lay her head on my shoulder and giggled. "Did you have a nice date boys?" she asked.

"We did actually, did you have a nice nap?" replied Bucky. "I don't remember," y/n giggled, although her voice was muffled by the bandage stuff in her mouth.

The four of us were very comfortable around each other, we often went on double dates or just hung out around the tower. It was nice to have another gay couple around. Steve and Bucky were also just really nice guys anyway, so they were great friends.

"Steeb?" y/n called out, unable to say the v because her mouth was numb. I saw Bucky trying to stifle a giggle so I slapped him on the back of the head playfully.

"Yes, y/n?" he replied. "Did you have any dinosaur friends?" she asked him, her tone so innocent you wouldn't even think it was a bad thing to say.

Bucky and I burst out laughing and Steve rolled his eyes at Bucky and flipped me off. "What do you mean?" he asked, slightly agitated. "Because Natasha always calls you a fossil," y/n replied.

"Hey! I'm not that old!" he exclaimed. The rest of the journey home was pretty much silent apart from y/n saying something stupid like "did you know dolphins are just gay sharks."

When we got to the tower, I carried my girlfriend in as helping her walk was painfully slow. She giggled as we walked into the elevator, leaning over to push the button that would take us to the main floor.

I stepped out of the elevator, Steve and Bucky decided to go train so they went to the gym instead. There was a lot of people, like a lot. Y/n already hated big crowds, she wasn't going to do well here on drugs.

I sat down on an armchair, sitting y/n on my lap, she curled up close to me, I could practically feel the social anxiety radiating off of her.

"How are you doing, honey?" asked Tony from across the room. The avengers fell silent wanting to know how she was doing, but that just made all the SHIELD agents, SWORD agents and all the other people we have had on our side be quiet too, not knowing why everyone else went quiet.

Y/n just hid her face in my chest and Tony noticed her becoming uncomfortable, everyone began talking again and y/n quietly cried into my chest.

One by one, the avengers came over to ask how she was doing, not wanting to make her uncomfortable and crowd around her. I had to answer for her as she was still crying, but they were glad to know everything went well.

Eventually, quite a few agents began to leave, and y/n began talking a little bit. The bleeding had stopped so she could take the weird things out of her mouth and Wanda brought her some ice cream from the freezer which she was very happy about.

"Hey Tony? How many girls have you slept with?" y/n shouted over to him. Everyone laughed, including Tony, "why? Wanna make it one more, honey?" he replied jokingly. They were best friends, it wasn't unusual to see them joke around like this.

"Tony I'm gay" she giggled, "and, I have a girlfriend." Tony replied with "we know, thin walls." My face went bright red but y/n just laughed it off. I liked seeing her this confident and carefree around others, she seemed happy.

Vision came over and asked a lot of questions about teeth and it was getting slightly annoying and I think y/n was getting annoyed too so she asked him "Vision do you have a dick?" everyone laughed, almost everyone except the avengers had left now.

"I'm sorry miss, I'm not sure what that is," he told her. "He does," Wanda answered for him. A couple of whistles and oohs echoed around the room. She blushed and hid her face in her hands.

Y/n's POV

I opened my mouth to ask something else but Natasha clapped her hand over my mouth because she knew what I was going to ask. I licked her hand and she just raised an eyebrow at me, "your tongue has done far worse to me, honey."

It was my turn to blush now. Clint called out, "but y/n's such a bottom!!!" I was ready to get up and stab him but Natasha held me down, "shut up birdbrain, at least I don't use my co-workers as shields."

Nobody made a move before they considered what I had said. They eventually all agreed that I was right. I suggested that we burnt him at the stake but my idea was quickly shut down by Vision saying that melting his face off would be an improvement.

Natasha and I went to our room and watched some films. "Hey, Nat! There's films about us!!!" I yelled to her from the bedroom. She walked through the bathroom door and ran over "who plays me?" I looked through the cast list, "someone called Scarlett... Jo... Yo... Jo... Uhh," I pointed to the screen. "That one," I told her. "Johansson," she told me, her Russian accent coming out slightly.

"This crisp rat guy seems like a real pratt," I told her, looking at an article about him. I gasped loudly "THEY KILLED TONY!!!" Natasha snorted, "good." I shot her a death glare and she raised her hands in defence.

"Uhh, Natasha," I whispered. She turned to look at me, "yes?" I turned the screen to her and showed her a scene of fake Natasha falling off a cliff. And Clint let her go. "Seems like Barton," she rolled her eyes.

"Y/n... What's fanfiction??"

A/N: sorry it's a bit long haha

-Nat <3