marvel one-shots // avengers x reader

Bad Day~ Natasha

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Natasha stood on the edge of Vormir, Clint standing next to her. As Clint was about to run off the edge she pulled him back and threw herself over the cliffside. I stood watching, unable to move or make a sound. The pain in my heart began to spread through my entire body. I wanted to scream and cry but I was paralysed. I was hurting so much, I had just watched the love of my life die. Clint sighed in relief before everything went black.

I woke up, sweating and crying my eyes out. I felt a hand on my back, it was my girlfriend's, "shh, shh, it's okay, we're okay." Natasha wrapped her arms around me and I cried into her chest. Her embrace filled my heart with warmth but after watching her die, the cold, dark feeling overpowered any other.

She stroked her hand through my hair, "do you want to talk about it, moya lyubov?" I sniffled, "you- you d- died." She buried her face in my hair, "I'm not going anywhere, baby. I promise." She cradled me in her arms before I felt myself drift off to sleep again.

I woke up again to my girlfriend's protective arms around me, and I instantly felt safe in her embrace. My lower stomach felt like it was trying to escape by clawing it's way out. I groaned in pain and Natasha shifted slightly, "baby, are you okay?" I slipped out of bed, "yeah, I'm fine." I went to the bathroom and my underwear were drenched in blood so I hopped into the shower.

I got out and put on one of Natasha's hoodies and some shorts on, bringing fresh sheets into the room to change the old ones which probably had my blood on them. Much to my surprise Natasha was up and she had already changed them and put them in the laundry. My cheeks went red, even though Natasha and I had been dating for over a year, I was still slightly embarrassed about all of this.

She smiled at me and handed me some ibuprofen, "thank you, I'm sorry." She laced her fingers with mine, "don't worry about it." Natasha and I walked to the elevator hand in hand, hopefully someone else would be up because neither of us can cook to save our lives.

Natasha pressed a soft kiss to my lips as the elevator opened on Steve and Bucky's floor. They grinned at us, "keep it in your pants, lesbians," Bucky laughed. Steve chuckled before kissing him, "you're a lesbian too you idiot." Natasha smirked, "alright loverboys."

We walked out into the main room of the compound and went over to the kitchen. I went to get some bread for toast but to my disappointment, there was none. "Tony, I thought you were a billionaire. Where the fuck is all your bread?" I asked him. "Well, first of all, that hurt my feelings-" he began. "I don't care about your fucking feelings Tony, why don't we have any bread?" I interrupted him. Steve choked on his cereal, "calm down, little hulk."

Tony sighed, "I was seeing if I could drop bread off the roof then suit up and fly down and catch it before it hit the ground." Bucky snickered, "did you do it?" Tony scowled, "obviously." Natasha smirked, "your face says otherwise, just have some cereal moya lyubov."

I put some coco pops in a bowl that Bucky gave to me before going to get milk. I began pouring my milk in before Sam came running into the kitchen, crashing into me making me spill milk all over myself. Pietro came running after him, chasing him around the table. Steve started to wipe the milk off of me with a towel, "no point crying over spilt milk."

I scowled, "everything is always worth crying over." He raised his eyebrow at me, "are you alright?" I weakly smiled up at him before wrapping my arms around his waist. He pulled me closer to him, "what's wrong, doll?" I nuzzled my face into his chest, "cramps." He squeezed me gently before Natasha tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and she was holding my bowl that now had milk in it. I smiled at her gratefully, "thank you." She returned the gesture, "no problem."

I ate my cereal in the main room while sitting on Natasha's lap. Steve and Bucky were watching a stupid documentary on TV about penguins. "This guy literally can't say penguin properly," Steve laughed. "He sounds like that wizard we fought with," Bucky chuckled. "Really? I thought he sounded a bit like Sherlock," Steve countered.

I fell asleep in Natasha's embrace, her steady heartbeat lulling me to sleep. Her soft lips pressed a kiss to the top of my head before I drifted off.

I was awoken to the familiar sound of shouting. You would think that because we all live together, we all get along. But no, yelling is not an uncommon thing to witness in the compound.

"IT'S ANNOYING!" Clint shouted. "IT'S NOT ANNOYING IT'S ADORABLE," Steve yelled back. "You're going to wake her up if you keep shouting," Natasha whispered. I was intrigued to hear what they were shouting about but Natasha picked me up and carried me to our room.

"Babe, what were they yelling about?" I mumbled. "Clint was saying that as much as he loves lesbian porn, he's sick of us showing our love to each other in front of him." I scoffed, "he can shove his lesbian porn up his ass." I got out of bed and went downstairs. Clint and Steve were still screaming but I just ignored them and went outside.

Pietro, Wanda, Peter and Scott all walked out with water guns and handed me one. We all stood in a circle before running for our lives. The only rule was that we weren't  allowed to use our powers. Pietro began to run after me and I sprinted away from him, everyone began to chase the both of us and I led us all straight into a bush by accident.

All of a sudden, my skin started to burn and sting. I looked at the bush we were in and there were nettles everywhere. We all began to panic and started rubbing dock leaves on our stings to try and reduce the pain.

We ran inside, interrupting Clint and Steve's heated argument. My brother was at the door, smirking at the conflict. "Loki!" I shouted when I saw him. He ran over to me and hugged me, "darling, I've missed you dearly." I chuckled, "can't say the same about you." He rolled his eyes playfully before looking at my red skin, "what happened? Are you alright?"

I smiled at him, "we fell into a nettle bush." He waved his hand and used his magic to fix all of us. I frowned, "I could've done that, you know?" He chuckled, "I know, I just don't like seeing you in pain, actually on second thoughts-" I slapped the back of his head, "mhm, continue." He whimpered, "sorry, I didn't realise it was that time of the month." It was Natasha's turn to hit him, "what the hell, man?" Loki raised his hands in defence, "we have a telepathic channel, I didn't mean to appear rude."

I pulled my hoodie off, "FRIDAY can you turn the AC on?" The AI replied, "sorry Agent Odinson, Tony hasn't fixed the air conditioning. He broke it at 3:47am yesterday morning while trying to freeze his juice."

All heads turned to Tony, "I was bored." Loki frowned, "you have two frost giants in here, what are we supposed to do it's nearly 100°." Tony sighed, "suck it up, smurfs." I scowled at Tony and he backed away from me slowly, "sorry, sorry, I'll go fix it now."

Loki and y/n walked into the kitchen and opened Tony's freezer, sighing in relief at the cold air. It didn't take very long for the effect of it to wear off so I decided to go and take a cold shower.

Natasha walked into our room and pulled out her laptop to continue writing a mission report for Fury. I walked into the bathroom and was about to get in the shower before I saw a huge spider. I screamed, "NATASHA! HELP! HELP ME!" She came running in as I sat on the counter screaming and shaking. "Woah, woah, it's okay. What is it?" she asked me. "Spider," I whimpered.

She chuckled, "you're dating the black widow, honey. I am a spider." I scowled at her, "but you don't have eight legs and a creepy little body." Natasha smirked, "says who?" I huffed, "please, make it go away." She picked it up and placed it on the windowsill so it could be free again.

"Thank you, baby," I smiled at her. "What's that show Tony wanted us all to watch? Naked and Afraid? Yeah that's you," she laughed.

a/n: i hate this

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