Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

Kaitlyn Bennet x glock

everytime yall comment on this story it reminds me it exists and that I should PROBABBBBLLLYYYYY update it.

anyways: yeah. fun times lmao.

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poopoo pants girl pov:
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ya know what rhymes with glock?

cock.

God im so fucking horny.

I need somthin to shove up my ass.

I need to satisfy my urges.

I wanna kiss a girl-

wait- no I'm homophobic.

why did I think that?

ew.
girls.
titties.
delicious mommy milkers.
gayness-
uh- ew?
gross?

ugh but thinking about girls turns me on tho 😔

does that make me gay?

ughhhh.

big daddy trump wouldn't approve tho 😩

OK BUT I STILL NEED TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS GODDAMNIT IM HORNY.

I look around my room. I see everything I own. my trump flag, my naked swimsuit model calender that I occasionally masterbate to cuz mmm titties, my gun case, and my pack of busch lite.

(a/n: if yall don't know what busch lite is, it's a beer very popular in the Midwest. since the Midwest is VERY republican, I thought it made sense lol. where I live, all the fucking yee yee rednecks with the trump car stickers drink it lol. moving on:)

I look at my gun case.

all my LOADED guns 😩

I'd like them to load my puthy.

so I go over and pick one out.

it's a sleek, black, AK 47 (a/n: I have 0 knowledge about guns except from the occasional call of duty playing. don't fucking hate if I get something wrong about guns)

all I could think about is how much I wanted this shoved in my cooch.

I quickly take the gun out of the case and go to my bed.

I discard my ugly ass yee yee jeans and wacky ass republican flannel shirt that could kill gays just by the sheer ugliness of it.

I then position myself so that my dripping wet hole could easily have a gun shoved in.

then, I gripped the gun with both hands and let out a loud, breathy moan as the gun easily slid due to the juices as a result of my somewhat sexual thoughts of guns and girls-

wait no not girls im not gay. I'm homophobic.

jesus Kaitlyn, get it together 🙄

I then began thrusting the gun in and out at a rapid pace.

but my juices wernt enough for the sheet girth of the gun :(

it started to hurt. I needed more moisture.

so, I reached over to my bedside table and grabbed the jar of OoHobbitoO 's tears. (a joke from a comment from one of my oneshots 😩 audience interaction is amazing)

I then took some of the tears and poured them into my vageen.

the gun could now move in and out easier.

I kept thrusting it in at a steady pace, until I was at the edge of an orgasm.

I then thought of girls and boobies and woman and that brought me over the edge.

I came so hard.

loud moans filled the room. 😩

wait wait back up did I think about woman-

huh maybe I am gay.

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gun pov:
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it would be a shame if I just- 💥pow💥

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end.

thats it.

ok goodbye.

👌

I was watching sailor moon while writing this.

ok now goodbye.

eat dick. 👍