Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

amogus smut 🪳

🎶 bitches and hoes.

bo's hoes, ohhhh bitches and hoes, yeah, bitches. hoes. 🎶

ok hi again.

"hi author"

hi reader.

"I love you author"

yes yes ik child. say it again.

"I love you author"

k thanks.

amogus.

(yall this is written in my old style because you guys said you enjoyed reading both, so here it is)

---green crewmate pov yUh---

life on a spaceship is weird and makes you question your sexuality.

thays right, this green mf is gay as hell.

or am I?

idk but I thought I should fuck some bitches to test it out.

but all the crewmates think im sus 😔

they're all like "green vented" or "green impasta"

JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME LIVE, OK? 😭😭😭😭

they're homophobic ik

anyways enough trauma dumping time to get horknee.

so to get hard I went into o2 where I hide my whips and belts and ties and vibrators and dildos and grabbed one of them vibrators that you put on ur dick and makes it go brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

anyways I put one on my pernis

it's pink and sparkly ✨

moans started spewing from my mouf as my dick was quaking. 💓

I just KNOW an earth shattering orgasm was about to hit me.

if felt so goddamn good. 🤤

*buzzzzzzzzz*

*more buzzzzzzzzz*

"UGHHHH SO GOOD" 😫

I kept yelling and screaming in ecstasy-

until pink walked in.

that dumbass whore slut shitass cumrag fuckface bitchass mother fucking gross ass dick sucking cunt with goddamn ROACHES-

ROACHES. ☹🪳

THIS BITCH GOT ROACHES. THE WHOLE CREWSHIP KNOW HER PUSSY STINK.

yeah anyways she's a skank.

so not fetch 😤💅

eneewayzzz she walked in and saw my dick being absolutely DESTROYED AND TOTURED.

COCK AND BALL TORTURE ‼😲

*gasp*

she gasped.

"uhh what r u doing green." she asked, but this dumbass fucking author didn't put a question mark because she's a fucking WHORE WHO DEFIES THE RULES OF GRAMMAR.

"dude I'm tryna cum wtf you think I'm doing-" I said, while literally shaking.

"oh well I'm just tryna-"

"UGHHH OH GOD YEAH." I interrupted her sentence with my moans.

"uh as I was saying- I was trying to complete my ta-"

"MHMMMHMM OH YEAH THERES THE SPOT- ok sorry carry on."

"I WAS TRYING TO SAY-"

"goddamn y so hostile lolz"

"that's it-"

she then started walking towards me and started forcefully making out with me.

that's would be fine but no way I'm gonna gonna kiss a girl tf I'm one fruity mf.

I then grabbed her and flipped us over, causing me to be on top.

her eyes filled with lust as I stared into her lil glass- thing.

we were in love.

then I stabbed her and threw her in the vent cuz wtf whore I'm gay.

haha when imposter is sus hahah sus hahaha sussy haha sussy baka lolz 😆

I then resumed my session because no whore can get in the way between me and cum spewing out my dick.

but instead I opted for something different.

I went to my ~stash~ and pulled out a tentacle dildo and cat ears.

yeah I'm a little subby cat boy who likes their asshole being destroyed by tentacles 🥰

the tentacle was blue and purple and a soft silicone 😲

I then used some of that pink bitches blood as lube, and easily slid it in my arse.

it felt so fucking good omfg.

I then thrusted it in and out at a speedy pace while hitting all the right places.

pornstar moans filled the air

"UGH YES DADDY HARDER IM ALMOST THERE" I whined even tho no one was there but im a kinky bitch and I say what want.

then, I blew my load.

white créme dè la peepee covered the mf walls cuz I'm crazy 🤪

just in a silly goofy mood lol

I then took out the tentacle out my ass and slumped against the wall, resting.

I'm sure the others probably heard all that lol

but the. u felt something inside my ass-

I then took my whole fist and shoved it up there, searching to the weird sensation.

bruh I pulled out a mf roach (covered in shit btw)

THAT MF HAD ROACHES IN HER BLOOD 💀

I let the lil man back in my asshole because he seemed cozy.

-----Months later-----

"I pronounce you husband and roach!! 🥳"

yeah I married the roach because fuck you.

love is love.

THE END. 🪳

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HI.

hope I enjoyed lolz.

it was rlly fun writing this btw. it was also so much less stressful than the other, more "serious" ones I've been making recently.

so I might go back to writing these types of oneshots :)

but I got some requests I think yall enjoy :)

possibly more omegaverse idk

cursed dnf smut ?

but anyways I hate u all i hope you all have a terrible life and a bad night. goodbye.

whores.